Fans Worried Over Villa Future

[mary]

 And tomorrow night's the wedding of the year on Corrie..........

It will end in tears.

[ColinMac]

Villa or Corrie?

[mary]

Villa or Corrie?

Corrie

[ColinMac]

Villa or Corrie?

Corrie

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[JD]

This thread is getting as boring as watching Geoffrey Boycott or Chris Tavare. Where is Beefy, Freddie or Peter Winters when you need them? O:)

[peter w]

87? 80 bloody 7? Well let me tell you for nothing none of you firggers are going to deny me my ton. Obviously its going to be a struggle now that the fielding side are going to pack up and go home like a bunch of girls because there 'It'll never happen, Doug will stay for ever' type rubbish seems to have backfired. Laughing homo, Risso, Pete Bland, John 'the queer dear Fear, Blue Nose, Your bays took a hell of a bleating. I mean beating.

[Simon Page]

Oh dear. It looks like Beefy's back on the wacky stuff.

[peter w]

On saturday night the England team were in the HC bar, I was having a few shandies with friends playing pool. The full time score from the shit flashed up and I can only describe my action as that as a very happy, demented Villa fan. And gave an enthusiastic ' wanker' gesture. To much mirth and merriment. Anyhoo, later in the evening a few girls- my missus being one of them- were asked back to the the nightclub in the hotel where they are staying. So without a second glance back off they went. Shaun Udal was talking to my gal, and she was telling him I was her other half. "Oh him", he said " He upset one of our players because he gave a wanker gesture when Birmingham lost", "and he is a Birmingham fan". Faggot. That made my night. He also said that Ian Bell 9is a Villa fan. So he's worth his place in the England team in my eyes. But whose the nose?
Not Ashley Giles cos he's a QPR fan. Vaughan is an arrogant tosser who now supports Man U. This Sheff Wed story is bollocks. They are who he used to support. Prick.

[peter w]

When out with the cricket team....my gal also asked Asley Giles if he was Ashley Judd. No, he replied. She's a hollywood actress. I'm Ashley Giles. Women, eh?

[peter w]

and her friend who was with them told these poser boys that she didn't like cricket, didn't know who any of them were, and said,get this, "Its not like your footballers is it"......how I laughed.
I think that may have brought them down a peg or two.

So, if you see a bunch of demoralised England players playing in Pakistan blame a couple of girls.

[peter w]

Should see the size of that big Cambridge poof Derek pringle. He's about 9ft 8. Lard arse.

[peter w]

And this fits in perfectly with the topic. I'm worried about the Villa so much that I'm talking bolloc, I mean cricket.

Do you think the talk of a takeover will upset DOL sufficiently that when we get done tonight he can use that as an excuse? "Moy arnest burnch arv lads, wer so upseh over de chairmun passoblee goin dah dey couldn gerrit togedda. Dair fifd goa wars becus dey air missin Mistur Chairmun olreadee"

Interviewer - But it was 7-0 Mr O'Leary.

Dol - You know sumtimes its nar de resull dat matturs, buh how ye play. An' I ****** ask fuh mure fro de boys.

Interviewer - Do you think you're job is on the line now David?

DOL - As lon as Mistur Ellis iss he oim in a jab

Interviewer - So what about the takeover?

DOL - Moy arnest burnch arv lads........and fade to  grey

[peter w]

Cheeky single to Risso who is off after his VFC teammates. Could become two...

[peter w]

If I have to do it myself this bastard gets to a hundred.

[peter w]

I need somebody backing up at t'other end! No other thread is that important surely.


Did I ever tell you that VFC shit on ST? Yeah, come on how many members you lot got? H&V isn't funny anymore. In fact I prefer the pregramme. In fact its become more bland than the programme.