Fans Worried Over Villa Future

[Oscar Goldman]

Your note of caution over Seth is noted with interest but as his death has already been hijacked as a shameless opportunity to bring back Kathy after her failed attempt to conquer Hollywood, your post will no doubt be viewed as yet another effort to stifle the VFC community’s right to free speech.

[Dave Cooper please]

The Comer rumours spread but they didn't tell this thread
Did you honestly think that they would?

Bah. That doesn't work. At all. And only Dave Cooper and Mac will get it. Bah.

 It works fine, and yes I did get it.

[Andy Poole]

Chris Harte wrote

JD wrote:
I just read through about 15 pages of this thread and Laughing Gravity hadn't posted once. Why is this?
Has he been kidnapped by the Fairies at the bottom of his garden again?  
There are important questions that need answering.

I've sent some space aliens to abduct him while he sleeps. They'll perform some sick, depraved and downright pervy experiments on him, all in the name of human being research. These will leave him trumatised, scared of cows, with strange, unexplainable but temporary imprints on his limbs and a funny walk...

Oh, and pregnant...

Oh...so his local Priest popped round then?

Surely that will add a few more pages? :-

[Oscar Goldman]

Seth Armstrong did indeed die this evening yet Chris Smith knew about it this morning.

Well, you don’t have to be Quincy or Jonathon Hart to work out that all is not right here.  

Clearly, Chris Smith has a few questions to answer.

[Chris Jameson]

Seth Armstrong did indeed die this evening yet Chris Smith knew about it this morning.

Well, you don’t have to Quincy or Jonathon Hart to work out that all is not right here.  

Clearly, Chris Smith has a few questions to answer.

He could have been on the same plane.

[Chris Smith]

Look, I've been after the General for ages. If Armstrong thinks he was just going to walk back in a take what's mine, well I just couldn't let it happen could I? Also Betty is going to need somebody to help her through her grief, if you get my drift. 'appen.

[Lizz]

I've heard that Biff's going to put in an appearance at Seth's funeral.  And tomorrow night's the wedding of the year on Corrie..........

[Oscar Goldman]

I've heard that Biff's going to put in an appearance at Seth's funeral.  And tomorrow night's the wedding of the year on Corrie..........

Good old Biff.

It’s a pity that Archie’s not coming back and what about Amos, Annie and Sam who, unlike Archie, are at least still alive.

[Oscar Goldman]

Would any VFC types like to comment on Robobum’s assertion on a lesser thread that this time next week there will be no VFC?

[Legion]

Can't we just get this one to the magical ton?

[JD]

Oscar, what did you say? I couldn't quite hear it... O:)

We at Very Funny Comments will continue to attempt to make you laugh, although we are still taking lessons from the master - Disco Stu. We hope some time in the future to be able to say we are as sharp and witty as he has shown himself to be over the years (If not we will just walk out, halfway through a joke).

[Simon Page]

from givemefootball.com

Simon Page is warning the club will be contemplating life in the Championship rather than Europe unless the promised major investment materialises sooner rather than later.

Page is sceptical about the strength of a possible takeover bid that under-fire chairman Doug Ellis and the board of directors are considering. Ellis said at Friday´s annual general meeting that he hoped to let shareholders know within a month whether initial interest from a group of potential speculators will have sufficient substance to be considered viable.

Simon Page spokesman Simon Page said: "Everyone was pleased to win the derby against Birmingham on Sunday but overall the club is going to keep on going backwards unless it receives some big investment in the near future.

"I have said on a number of occasions I will spontaneously combust should Doug leave, but the tarmackers promise to keep Doug in situ and turn Aston Villa into a trading arm of their cockney-based plastering outfit should leave me enough room to renege."

In other news, a drunken protestor was seen streaking round the Pheasey on Sunday shouting: "I told you tho, I told you tho."

[Dave Cooper please]

In other news, a drunken protestor was seen streaking round the Pheasey on Sunday shouting: "I told you tho, I told you tho."

Chianti all over the keyboard now Page you funny bastard!

[dave.woodhall]

I don't understand it.

[Chris Harte]

Would any VFC types like to comment on Robobum’s assertion on a lesser thread that this time next week there will be no VFC?

Oscar, can you please make your point without beating about the bush. Thanks.