Liverpool Home Match Bingo

[pauliewalnuts]

I absolutely fucking hate this fixture. It's the same every fucking year.

How many points do you think you will amass by the end of the match tomorrow?


3 POINTS - for every car observed travelling NORTH on M40, M1 or M6 prior to match with Liverpool scarf in evidence

5 POINTS - Japanese person walking around ground, looking confusedly at tickets.
2 BONUS POINTS - as above, but wearing a surgical mask.

5 POINTS - Drunk, red-faced Irish man in Liverpool shirt.

5 POINTS - Jester hat wearing Scandinavian

7 POINTS - Person brazenly wearing Liverpool shirt on concourse in home stand.

5 POINTS - Celebrating Liverpool 'fan' in home seat who is such a seasoned 'fan' they are totally unaware of the concept of segregation.

3 POINTS - Half and half scarf - unpurchased

5 POINTS - Half and half scarf - being worn

25 POINTS - full kit wanker

1 POINT - for each person observed pre match, at front of stand, pitchside taking a photograph

1 POINT - each rendition of totally hilarious 'Sign on, sign on' style song referencing economic hardship from home fans.

1 POINT - each rendition of YNWA from away fans

2 POINTS - each rendition of that dirgey Fields of Anfield Road song

3 POINTS - confused person approaches you and asks for directions to Trinity Road, Witton or North Stand

6 POINTS - as above but directions to Holte End.

5 POINTS - each variant of '6 TIMES' seen on back of a Liverpool shirt.

1 POINT - per pang of intense man love felt for James Milner.

1 POINT - shout of 'PENALTY!' from away fans

2 POINTS - inexplicable decision giving in Liverpool's favour

4 POINTS - VAR review goes against us

2 POINTS - per occurrence of angry Villa fans pointing at undercover away fans, looking at stewards, holding arms out wide

[wittonwarrior]

Train fare increased from the nw tomorrow, loads of gobby scousers, zero points, every decision going their way (even though they don’t need the generosity) having to put up with their stragglers on the way home - give me a proper blues fan any day

[ktvillan]

It's a real head-scratcher wondering which way any VAR decisions will go tomorrow...

[GarTomas]

Post of the season.

[CT]

Brilliant, although I reckon VAR should be just one point because you can guarantee that will be going against us tomorrow.

[Brazilian Villain]

Brilliant Paulie!

[Risso]

1 POINT - every away flag with something trying too hard to be profound about Liverpool on it.

2 POINTS - every time a bum fluffed youth in a Villa stand does a hilarious "calm down, calm down" with arms outstretched at the Liverpool fans when they grumble about a throw in not going their way.

[Ads]

Think we'll avoid away fans in our end.

Saw a tonne of the day trippers at Keele services Wednesday night. Gimps.

Their away support and Everton's is utter shit too.

[eamonn]

Post of the season.

Too grumpy.

[itmustbe_it is!]

I've lost track....are we still allowed to sing "In the Liverpool slums" these days?

[pauliewalnuts]

1 POINT - every away flag with something trying too hard to be profound about Liverpool on it.

2 POINTS - every time a bum fluffed youth in a Villa stand does a hilarious "calm down, calm down" with arms outstretched at the Liverpool fans when they grumble about a throw in not going their way.

Good shouts.

[wittonwarrior]

Saw one aboration scarf printed Smith v Klopp. Who the fucks buys such shit

[FrankyH]

Saw one aboration scarf printed Smith v Klopp. Who the fucks buys such shit

Snakelike Day Tripping Twats of a scouse persuasion ?

[AV82EC]

16 points for me today, I’m assuming those who have to go near the Away end scored higher.

[exigo]

Saw one aboration scarf printed Smith v Klopp. Who the fucks buys such shit

First thing I saw walking out from Aston station at lunchtime. Really wanted to ask the bloke how many he thought he'd sell, and what he'd do with all the leftovers.