The massive cock reference needs to go for the racial stereotyping alone.
Even aside from that, just remember he plays in the same team as Jack Grealish, and we've all seen him in football shorts.
Now I'm not a man who is very body conscious, but I must admit I looked out at him celebrating on the pitch after the play off semi at the Hawthorns and thought to myself
mine shrinks when I've been running about for two hours! 
