Dear H and V....

[kippaxvilla2]

We are (I’m guessing) of an Atkinson vintage with a just about old enough to remember 80-82 to appreciate how brilliant those years were.

[Sexual Ealing]

I only found out today on that Villa podcast thingy that Jack is 6’2.  He’s quite the brick shithouse.

Which is probably why that Bluenose c**t had to jump to try and punch him.

Says he’s 5ft 9 on wiki

I heard that. There is no way he's 6 ft 2". I say that with great propriety and defensiveness as somebody who is 5 ft 10 1/2 - and my God, I'm clinging on to that half an inch [joke about small penises] [/joke about small penises]

[Border villan]

I only found out today on that Villa podcast thingy that Jack is 6’2.  He’s quite the brick shithouse.

Which is probably why that Bluenose c**t had to jump to try and punch him.

Says he’s 5ft 9 on wiki

I heard that. There is no way he's 6 ft 2". I say that with great propriety and defensiveness as somebody who is 5 ft 10 1/2 - and my God, I'm clinging on to that half an inch [joke about small penises] [/joke about small penises]

How pleasing to see you are following Jacob Rees Mogg’s guidance on using imperial measurements.

[NoelVilla]

Somewhere over the last 2 seasons I completely lost my interest in football. It's hard to follow Villa when that happens. Hard to explain. Looking forward to this season now but Im realistic. We have bought some interesting players but we will probably be in an relegation fight. Not dreading that though as I did b4 we actually went down.

[Legion]

48. The future is bright, for a change.

[West Derby Villan]

Is everyone on H&V 50? No wonder I feel at home here.

I used to be 49........13 years ago......but I'm still as excited as Tigger and really really can't wait, how many sleeps to go?

[Legion]

Somewhere over the last 2 seasons I completely lost my interest in football. It's hard to follow Villa when that happens. Hard to explain. Looking forward to this season now but Im realistic. We have bought some interesting players but we will probably be in an relegation fight. Not dreading that though as I did b4 we actually went down.

I don't think we will be. Mid-table.