Dear H and V....

[kippaxvilla2]

Beat me to it!

[villa `cross the mersey]

Born the last time we won the FA Cup - couldn't get a ticket for the play off final but went down to Wembley anyhow - me and VCTM jnr (now 18) have been high as a kite since promotion
I've not looked forward to season so much in many years
The SJM song is constantly playing in my head - especially the version  by the little girl on You Tube
I echo Witton Warrior words - I hate modern day football but I can't wait for the season to start
Good to see 3 Merseyside based fans posting on this topic
Come on you LIONS

[four fornicholl]

52, you lot need to get a grip!!!!!!
Allez,Allez,Allez!!!!!!

[dave shelley]

I'm 70, just cross off the nought and you can imagine how excited I'm trying not to feel.

[colin69]

Dear Deirdre

I am a 50 year old male from Birmingham who had been suffering from erectile dysfunction for the past 3 years.

However since the end of May I have had a constant erection, I’ve been listening to Neil Diamond on the wireless rather a lot and I’ve found myself wanting to put posters of footballers on my bedroom wall as if I’m morphing back into my 10 year old self.

Is there anything you can suggest that might help me or should I just go with the flow?

[four fornicholl]

Dear Deirdre

I am a 50 year old male from Birmingham who had been suffering from erectile dysfunction for the past 3 years.

However since the end of May I have had a constant erection, I’ve been listening to Neil Diamond on the wireless rather a lot and I’ve found myself wanting to put posters of footballers on my bedroom wall as if I’m morphing back into my 10 year old self.

Is there anything you can suggest that might help me or should I just go with the flow?

Go with the flow, and don't forget the Panini.

[villa `cross the mersey]

Dear Deirdre

I am a 50 year old male from Birmingham who had been suffering from erectile dysfunction for the past 3 years.

However since the end of May I have had a constant erection, I’ve been listening to Neil Diamond on the wireless rather a lot and I’ve found myself wanting to put posters of footballers on my bedroom wall as if I’m morphing back into my 10 year old self.

Is there anything you can suggest that might help me or should I just go with the flow?

Just carry on with the Aston Viagra

[Monty]

28, so I can't claim the crush on Dean because I feel like he's more like my dad. Jack, on the other hand...

[kippaxvilla2]

I only found out today on that Villa podcast thingy that Jack is 6’2.  He’s quite the brick shithouse.

[Monty]

Stick him up front and punt it long.

[dave shelley]

I only found out today on that Villa podcast thingy that Jack is 6’2.  He’s quite the brick shithouse.

Which is probably why that Bluenose c**t had to jump to try and punch him.

[jwarry]

I only found out today on that Villa podcast thingy that Jack is 6’2.  He’s quite the brick shithouse.

Which is probably why that Bluenose c**t had to jump to try and punch him.

Says he’s 5ft 9 on wiki

[kippaxvilla2]

It was Dion who said it.  Which I will take with a pinch of salt given how many times he predicts the auctioneers not to reach the reserve value on a two bed rundown semi in Burslem on Homes Under the Hammer.

[thick_mike]

Is everyone on H&V 50? No wonder I feel at home here.

[Villa in Denmark]

Is everyone on H&V 50? No wonder I feel at home here.

Nope, I'm a mere 48😁