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Offline Ads

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Re: New sponsor
« Reply #90 on: June 13, 2019, 11:00:50 PM »
A fucking sleeve partner? What next?

All the PL clubs have them don’t they? Everton has fucking Angry Birds

Tell me about it.  The last scouse girl I went out with was mental.

You think that's bad, I married one.

Offline West Derby Villan

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Re: New sponsor
« Reply #91 on: June 13, 2019, 11:20:28 PM »
A fucking sleeve partner? What next?

All the PL clubs have them don’t they? Everton has fucking Angry Birds

Tell me about it.  The last scouse girl I went out with was mental.

You think that's bad, I married one.

You think that's bad, I married two!

Offline cdbearsfan

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Re: New sponsor
« Reply #92 on: June 13, 2019, 11:23:21 PM »
I'm pretty sure that's against the law. Even in Liverpool.

Offline West Derby Villan

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Re: New sponsor
« Reply #93 on: June 13, 2019, 11:24:11 PM »
I'm pretty sure that's against the law. Even in Liverpool.

Calm down!

Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: New sponsor
« Reply #94 on: June 13, 2019, 11:34:09 PM »
I'm pretty sure that's against the law. Even in Liverpool.

I always thought it would be bigamy if I was married to 2 Scousers. Then again it would be big of anyone.



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Re: New sponsor
« Reply #95 on: June 13, 2019, 11:45:31 PM »
I feel sorry for him because that's what I would've done if I had ever been any good.

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Re: New sponsor
« Reply #96 on: June 13, 2019, 11:51:32 PM »
If I had that kind of cash I'd probably go really crazy and buy an Easter egg even if it wasn't Easter.

Online Sexual Ealing

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Re: New sponsor
« Reply #97 on: June 13, 2019, 11:52:41 PM »
If I had that kind of cash I'd probably go really crazy and buy an Easter egg even if it wasn't Easter.

Do you want to buy an Easter egg?

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Re: New sponsor
« Reply #98 on: June 13, 2019, 11:59:04 PM »
Not on my wages. Maybe one day. *Sighs.

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Re: New sponsor
« Reply #99 on: June 16, 2019, 01:06:10 PM »
Just wait until the Premier League becomes like the Egg-chasing super League. Every time a try is scored there is a fanfare, music, and the sponsor of the scorer is announced via Audi, video and remote-controlled cars: "Aaaaand that try scored by Greg Bird comes to you courtesy of 'Bernard's Butcher's"

"Villa take the lead. Great strike from Wesley, who has his scoring boots on for the Shamihal at the Fox and Goose."

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Re: New sponsor
« Reply #100 on: July 29, 2019, 03:12:47 PM »
Apologies if anyone else has spotted this, but I wonder if Villa realise that W88 is an American thermo-nuclear warhead

Offline GordonCowansisthegreatest

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Re: New sponsor
« Reply #101 on: July 29, 2019, 03:23:29 PM »
It was pointed out at the beginning.

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Re: New sponsor
« Reply #102 on: July 29, 2019, 03:25:53 PM »
It was pointed out at the beginning.
Missed that - sorry!

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Re: New sponsor
« Reply #103 on: July 30, 2019, 09:06:35 PM »
This is similar to when you post about a celebrity death you saw on the net, only to find that they died three years ago.

 


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