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Re: SHA 0-1 Aston Villa Post Match Thread
« Reply #375 on: March 11, 2019, 12:06:22 PM »
He's the ultimate cock. Spent years pretending he supported a different club to fit in .Then outs himself not long before handing in a transfer request the second his ''true'' love that he's kept secret for years get relegated. Then proceeds to play shit in every single game against his sworn enemy, the club he pretended to support for years.

He just sounds like a total twat and he can take his shitehouse brother with his fake KRO's with him too. The pair of them are shit and twats.

I don't know why Craig Gardner decided to pretend he supported Villa instead of Small Heath. All he did was alienate fans of both clubs with his bullshit. The likes of Robbie Fowler, Steve McManaman and Jamie Carragher were all open about growing up as Everton fans when they played for Liverpool.

This post reminds me of that time a picture of a young Steven Gerrard wearing an Everton kit surfaced. "My Nan made me wear it" lol.

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Re: SHA 0-1 Aston Villa Post Match Thread
« Reply #376 on: March 11, 2019, 12:18:32 PM »
That cock Gardner should have made it 1-1

Hilarious all those Blues fans telling him to fuck off when he missed the second one  ;D

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Re: SHA 0-1 Aston Villa Post Match Thread
« Reply #377 on: March 11, 2019, 12:31:13 PM »
He always makes me think of Beavis and/or Buthead. It's the upside-down mouth.

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Re: SHA 0-1 Aston Villa Post Match Thread
« Reply #378 on: March 11, 2019, 01:02:17 PM »
That may be Gardner's last derby.  If it was, those misses will live with him forever. 

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Re: SHA 0-1 Aston Villa Post Match Thread
« Reply #379 on: March 11, 2019, 01:04:14 PM »
Still buzzing at the result but all my thoughts on the technicalities of the game have been made already.
I would add that Jack’s attacker was celebrated throughout the game by a good section of the crowd singing “one punch and he knocked him out”
A trivial point but it sums up the quality of the club we visited  today.
Water was £2, cheaper than anywhere else. It arrived at the counter in a paper cup which I took to my seat. Upon tasting it – it was tap water! Cheapskate club.

The best tap water in the country though.

True.

Genuine tap water from Birmingham. VP water is piped in from the fucking shires by all accounts

Offline St AustellAVFC

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Re: SHA 0-1 Aston Villa Post Match Thread
« Reply #380 on: March 11, 2019, 01:11:51 PM »
Think  I posted yesterday but can’t quite remember due to a bit of drinking. Woke up with a slight hangover but I’m back on it now as I’m off to a gig. My Mrs spent about half hour last night drinking from an empty glass before I pointed it out to her. My dog was covered in pizza toppings and I’ve had an email confirmation of a purchase of a new bit of garden furniture. Unfortunately my betting account is empty though even after our win got me a few quid.

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Re: SHA 0-1 Aston Villa Post Match Thread
« Reply #381 on: March 11, 2019, 02:15:16 PM »
There was a point where Monk was arguing with the 4th official for about 5 mins, I couldn’t hear the commentary. What was that about?
According to Sky, there had been a break in play and Monk seemed to think that the resulting drop ball should have been much nearer the Villa goal and contested. I can’t quite remember how play was actually restarted.

Think that was it.  Ball was played back to Steer uncontested and I think Monk thought it should have been their ball. 

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Re: SHA 0-1 Aston Villa Post Match Thread
« Reply #382 on: March 11, 2019, 03:12:13 PM »
Think  I posted yesterday but can’t quite remember due to a bit of drinking. Woke up with a slight hangover but I’m back on it now as I’m off to a gig. My Mrs spent about half hour last night drinking from an empty glass before I pointed it out to her. My dog was covered in pizza toppings and I’ve had an email confirmation of a purchase of a new bit of garden furniture. Unfortunately my betting account is empty though even after our win got me a few quid.

Wonderful!! I recall something similar after our 5-1 won years ago.

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Re: SHA 0-1 Aston Villa Post Match Thread
« Reply #383 on: March 11, 2019, 03:16:20 PM »
There was a point where Monk was arguing with the 4th official for about 5 mins, I couldn’t hear the commentary. What was that about?
According to Sky, there had been a break in play and Monk seemed to think that the resulting drop ball should have been much nearer the Villa goal and contested. I can’t quite remember how play was actually restarted.

Think that was it.  Ball was played back to Steer uncontested and I think Monk thought it should have been their ball. 
He was wrong.

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Re: SHA 0-1 Aston Villa Post Match Thread
« Reply #384 on: March 11, 2019, 04:40:35 PM »
Top day all round. Took my 8 year old to that tip for the first time. He's seen a few of the derbies at Villa. Such an eventful day, so many amazing moments for him. Everything that could happen did.

Left Bournemouth at 7. Parked up by 10 in city centre NCP.

Decided to go in the Square Peg. Was mainly Blues, but we didn't get any grief and the bouncers seemed to hover around us...strangely.

Walked to the ground keeping a very low profile, and then in. Back row, right in front of the boxes. Well, that made for an interesting afternoon. Nipped out for a quick vape(me not Joe) and saw Dean Smith, who was so nice and came over to say hello to us and have a chat with Joe…what a gent. Back in and Joe meets Max from YouTube Villa on Tour page. I can confirm 8 year old’s do idolise YouTube personalities.

Then the game, nerves as usual but pure carnage in the away end as many will know. I think the guys in the boxes were actually baying for blood. But to be fair, us and others were giving them some real stick. I think when I took a photo of them looking all glum at the final whistle I actually sent them into a frenzy. Joe waving his villa shirt at them probably inflamed the situation a bit too, All harmless fun, and we certainly weren’t acting aggressively. Unlike those folks. If anyone saw that I certainly don’t encourage my kids to strip off in public.

Police escort back to some part of Brum I wasn’t very familiar with, but the officers were all good lads and did keep us safe. Lot’s of pockets of Blues looking quite up for it. Joe was by now utterly revelling in the enormity of going to the Sty and watching our team turn them over. I don’t honestly think I have ever seen him so happy.

That wasn’t the end of it though, as we were being held at one off the police cordons they guys next to me were having a Video WhatsApp chat with Tammy direct from the changing room. One of these lovely lads then handed his phone to Joe. Joe basically screamed Tammy at him about 10 times, and i’m sure Tammy was left thinking that kids Dad needs to get his lad off the sugar.

The police cordon broke up. We found our way back and were back in Dorset by half 6 after what I can only say was a magical day. Aside from the despicable behaviour of certain individuals it will live long in the memory.

He walked in to school like a boss this morning. Eager to share his stories with all the AFC Bournemouth peers of his.

Up the Villa, and sorry for the long post. I just had to let it all out.

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Re: SHA 0-1 Aston Villa Post Match Thread
« Reply #385 on: March 11, 2019, 04:45:04 PM »
Great post damien.
UTV mate.

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Re: SHA 0-1 Aston Villa Post Match Thread
« Reply #386 on: March 11, 2019, 04:59:55 PM »
Post of the week/month/year Damien. Great stuff. 😊

Offline St AustellAVFC

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Re: SHA 0-1 Aston Villa Post Match Thread
« Reply #387 on: March 11, 2019, 05:05:19 PM »
Damien, that is fantastic. Unfortunately my eldest daughter was in total shock at the Grealish incident so getting my kids to VP for a Derby will be hard work unfortunately.

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Re: SHA 0-1 Aston Villa Post Match Thread
« Reply #388 on: March 11, 2019, 05:12:29 PM »
Wonderful story damien, I'm chuffed to bits for your lad.

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Re: SHA 0-1 Aston Villa Post Match Thread
« Reply #389 on: March 11, 2019, 05:18:12 PM »
Back in and Joe meets Max from YouTube Villa on Tour page. I can confirm 8 year old’s do idolise YouTube personalities.

Villa On Tour is ace. It's like a Villa version of The Inbetweeners.

Great post, Damien.

 


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