Caption competition

[dave shelley]

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A mate of mine who is about ten years older than me used to strike a pose like that and say "ooh, she knows you know". Apparently he was imitating a TV character called Nellie Pickersgill. Personally I don't remember Nellie Pickersgill.

I think that would have been Hylda Baker character, Damo.

[9fingers]

Not on your nellie

[littleoldme]

Ooh you are awful,but i like you.

[Sexual Ealing]

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And that, Richard, is why John Terry isn't invited to the reception.

[ChicagoLion]

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Oy Lino, Does my bum look big in this?

[CT Villan]

Is that Frank Lampard in your pocket or are you pleased to see me ?

[villa `cross the mersey]

Is that Frank Lampard in your pocket or are you pleased to see me ?

Best so far CT

[Tayls_7]

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*Fifty quid.

"Do you want me to dance for you? I want a second series season".

[Ian.]

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Are you listening Villa75, are you listening Villa75

[curlytailavfc]

Birmingham are you listening

[Confusious says]

I’ve tried the Floss but this is the Boss!