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Offline PeterWithesShin

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Caption competition
« on: March 02, 2019, 05:40:32 PM »
Best answer wins a great prize*




*Not really

Offline Steve67

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2019, 05:44:24 PM »
Who moved my pole?

Offline GarTomas

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2019, 05:46:34 PM »
Not a caption but just reminds me of the Alan Partridge dream sequence.

Offline p_ad

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2019, 06:06:28 PM »
Jumping jack flash is a gas gas gas

Online dave.woodhall

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2019, 06:09:18 PM »
No prizes. Let's be absolutely clear - there are no prizes.

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2019, 06:09:23 PM »
YMCA

Offline Toronto Villa

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2019, 06:20:53 PM »
“I can’t believe that didn’t go in”

Narrator in Morgan Freeman voice: “Moments later he discovered the error of his ways”
« Last Edit: March 02, 2019, 06:34:57 PM by Toronto Villa »

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2019, 06:31:18 PM »
You put your left foot in...

Offline Risso

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2019, 06:32:32 PM »
Yes no.

Offline Damo70

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2019, 06:34:12 PM »
Best answer wins a great prize*




*Not really


'World's worst attempt at doing the YMCA dance'.

Offline Risso

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2019, 06:34:49 PM »
YMCA

Bloody hell Damo, that's shameless! ;)

Offline Risso

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2019, 06:35:55 PM »
No prizes. Let's be absolutely clear - there are no prizes.

Stop messing about and get tonight's Brum Press article written!

Offline Toronto Villa

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #12 on: March 02, 2019, 06:36:51 PM »
“Oh macarena”

Offline villa `cross the mersey

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #13 on: March 02, 2019, 07:54:44 PM »
Kenneth Williams attempts to impersonate Dean Smith
What's that bulging in his right hand pocket?

Offline Damo70

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #14 on: March 02, 2019, 08:12:27 PM »
Best answer wins a great prize*




*Not really


A mate of mine who is about ten years older than me used to strike a pose like that and say "ooh, she knows you know". Apparently he was imitating a TV character called Nellie Pickersgill. Personally I don't remember Nellie Pickersgill.

 


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