Stoke City vs Aston Villa match thread

[Risso]

When was the last time an El Ghazi final ball actually found a Villa player?

[Villa in Denmark]

Woo hoo, a Villa corner.

Oh to be taken by Whelan.

[rob_bridge]

He's got to start showing he's worth backing long term.

not picking a short term load of bollocks may help

[Damo70]

Vokes gone off for them.

He will be a big loss. As Hughie Green always used to say "It's your Vokes that counts'.

[pooligan]

No manager can survive this sort of run we are having since the Sandwell match.

[Flamingo Lane]

Any chance of actually starting the match?

It's your fault.

[PeterWithesShin]

It's been nearly 2 months since we had an away "scorchio".

[wolfman999]

Woo hoo, a Villa corner.

Oh to be taken by Whelan.

What a time to be alive.

[manic-road]

When was the last time an El Ghazi final ball actually found a Villa player?

Wasn't long ago some were comparing him to Ronaldo, not the one that used to floss his teeth with a rope but the Portugese fella 

[Risso]

Any chance of actually starting the match?

It's your fault.

Sorry.  They should have made the Banks tributes last 90 minutes then settled the game with rock, paper, scissors.

[Toronto Villa]

Any chance of actually starting the match?

It's your fault.

Sorry.  They should have made the Banks tributes last 90 minutes then settled the game with rock, paper, scissors.

We'd have lost that too

[purpletrousers]

Villa has made me hate football so much. It's like you set off for a trip to a town called Misery every week. 1-0 down, we've barely got going on the back of a massively shit run against a shit team.

The only small upside is that I'm sat out in the garden, in the warm early spring sunshine with a glass of wine.  Birds are singing, kids are playing with the puppy on the lawn, and Villa are as utterly fucking inept as ever! Shit, fuck, wank, bollocks!

I'm looking for a corner sofa on line

it's more exciting

Would you like to come pick up a black ikea one from east london save me dismantling it this afternoon and taking it to Luton on our house move on Monday?

Maybe use match threads for furniture recycling rather talking about football?

Risso your day sounds nice apart from the football. I can’t even be arsed to find a stream.

[Legion]

Any chance of actually starting the match?

It's your fault.

Sorry.  They should have made the Banks tributes last 90 minutes then settled the game with rock, paper, scissors.

Smith would have picked cotton wool.

[john e]

Villa has made me hate football so much. It's like you set off for a trip to a town called Misery every week. 1-0 down, we've barely got going on the back of a massively shit run against a shit team.

The only small upside is that I'm sat out in the garden, in the warm early spring sunshine with a glass of wine.  Birds are singing, kids are playing with the puppy on the lawn, and Villa are as utterly fucking inept as ever! Shit, fuck, wank, bollocks!

I'm looking for a corner sofa on line

it's more exciting

We got one from Willow and Hall, John, have a look at them.

Thanks , will do

[rob_bridge]

No manager can survive this sort of run we are having since the Sandwell match.

Indeed not for long - not picking that line up and not getting outplayed by mid table teams as we are now. Look likes another Lambert in the making