Stoke City vs Aston Villa match thread

[andyh]

It’s got to be worth  fiver on the Rags finishing above us, even if the fuckers have  20 points deducted !

[Risso]

Villa has made me hate football so much. It's like you set off for a trip to a town called Misery every week. 1-0 down, we've barely got going on the back of a massively shit run against a shit team.

The only small upside is that I'm sat out in the garden, in the warm early spring sunshine with a glass of wine.  Birds are singing, kids are playing with the puppy on the lawn, and Villa are as utterly fucking inept as ever! Shit, fuck, wank, bollocks!

I'm looking for a corner sofa on line

it's more exciting

We got one from Willow and Hall, John, have a look at them.

[Villa in Denmark]

Need to find some new swear words as I'm bored with the same ones each week but until then FOR FUCKS SAKE VILLA.

The joys of being bilingual!

[curiousorange]

I'm in the middle of writing a new book. Unfortunately it's not a murder mystery so I can't project my ire onto the characters.

[Toronto Villa]

Villa has made me hate football so much. It's like you set off for a trip to a town called Misery every week. 1-0 down, we've barely got going on the back of a massively shit run against a shit team.

The only small upside is that I'm sat out in the garden, in the warm early spring sunshine with a glass of wine.  Birds are singing, kids are playing with the puppy on the lawn, and Villa are as utterly fucking inept as ever! Shit, fuck, wank, bollocks!

At least you have that spring sun. It's -4 here, it's sunny, thankfully my girls are downstairs and my door is closed as I am lighting the air up with profanities.

[Legion]

Vokes gone off for them.

Subbed or red card?

[PeterWithesShin]

Vokes gone off for them.

Subbed or red card?

Subbed.

[Exeter 77]

Subbed, injured.

[Villa in Denmark]

Vokes gone off for them.

Subbed or red card?

Injured.

[Damo70]

This is the worst match thread in my time. Everything is always the worst ever.

I think it's true though

Whelan, Elmo, Hourihane Ghazi in midfield you not getting any worse than that no matter how far you go back

Ray Walker and Darren Bradley?

[Risso]

We're just so utterly piss poor in every single game.

[PeterWithesShin]

It's live commentary on WM if anyone's interested.

[wolfman999]

Need to find some new swear words as I'm bored with the same ones each week but until then FOR FUCKS SAKE VILLA.

The joys of being bilingual!

😀

[PeterWithesShin]

Woohoo we've got a corner. Villa are back, Villa are back, hello, hello.

[Malandro]

Bottling bastards.