Meaning Evil. Stirring trouble

[Mortimer's Bear]

Met Ash a few times, he is a good guy.

[pauliewalnuts]

Ashley Preece stepping down from the Villa beat at the end of the season.

Hopefully they'll get someone a bit more literate but I guess it's a pretty low budget that they have to work with.

I don't mind him to be honest, he's better than Gregggggg was there. Gregggggggggggggg's better now at his new job though.

GregggGgggGGGggggGGGgggggGGGGGggg is alright, he sometimes lets his stripeyness shine through inadvertently, though.

This reminds me of when everyone found out GreG Wallace is a mastertwat. I love it when someone you irrationally dislike proves themselves to be a bit of a prick, you feel like your 6th sense is working.

https://twitter.com/RobbieMorton/status/330749259660021760?t=UETR7zlhbJSxvFXC834YmQ&s=19

That twat is exactly what I think of with the double g thing.

[pauliewalnuts]

Doesn’t Mastertwat have a ‘colourful’ background as an enjoyer of football?

[Risso]

Doesn’t Mastertwat have a ‘colourful’ background as an enjoyer of football?

Yep, convicted hooligan. They had one episode years ago where they had a challenge doing some catering in the kitchens for hospitality at Chelsea. He wasn't filmed in the ground, presumably because he's got a banning order.

[pauliewalnuts]

Ha ha, what a turbocunt.

Or turbotcunt as it may be in this case.

[Rigadon]

Ha ha, what a turbocunt.

Or turbotcunt as it may be in this case.

There goes my tea over the keyboard

[Risso]

And he can't say 'turmeric' properly.

[boozey182]

He's also incredibly sensitive about his height... In an old job I was selling books at the Good Food show and he was there doing a book signing. They'd set him up on a stool next to a high table and he got in a right old tizz about it. I guess he didn't like his little legs dangling down. (I'm 5ft 6, so I feel like it's okay to comment on this).

The next day they had to get in a new desk with a chair and he was sickeningly pleasant to everyone about it. I didn't know he was a Chelsea hooligan - I didn't think he could get much lower in my estimation. The little prick.

[Nev]

Masterchef, rather like Place In The Sun, Come Dine With Me etc etc seems to be permanently on the telly.

And he is a fucking twat. I sid him on that Factory programme dressed like a ****** where he shouts inane things above the sound of the machinery to a bored looking worker "It's drilling a series of holes isn't it?"

"yes"

[Risso]

He's also incredibly sensitive about his height... In an old job I was selling books at the Good Food show and he was there doing a book signing. They'd set him up on a stool next to a high table and he got in a right old tizz about it. I guess he didn't like his little legs dangling down. (I'm 5ft 6, so I feel like it's okay to comment on this).

The next day they had to get in a new desk with a chair and he was sickeningly pleasant to everyone about it. I didn't know he was a Chelsea hooligan - I didn't think he could get much lower in my estimation. The little prick.

He's a Millwall fan. He just wasn't allowed in at Chelsea.

[Brazilian Villain]

Ha ha, what a turbocunt.

Or turbotcunt as it may be in this case.

Ha, they do like a bit of turbot on MasterChef. I don't mind him, he's one of those presenters that I quite like on the telly even though I suspect he may be bit of a tw@t off it (see also Jay Rayner and Giles Coren).

[Drummond]

I'm surprised he's so precious about that spelling, given most people's thought process will link it to sausage rolls.

[paul_e]

Ha ha, what a turbocunt.

Or turbotcunt as it may be in this case.

Ha, they do like a bit of turbot on MasterChef. I don't mind him, he's one of those presenters that I quite like on the telly even though I suspect he may be bit of a tw@t off it (see also Jay Rayner and Giles Coren).

Jay Rayner was ok when I met him, seemed a decent enough guy and I'd always found him a bit of a twat on TV/in print, whilst on the subject Grace Dent was great and William Sitwell is an arse.

[dave.woodhall]

Jay Rayner always comes across as decent. Giles Coren doesn't.

[Dogtanian]

I like Jay Rayner. But mostly because I always imagine him as number 2 on The Prisoner.