Aston Villa v SHA: Pre-match Thread

[Toronto Villa]

The charm of working for the Noses. Lovely carpet.

[Damo70]

The charm of working for the Noses. Lovely carpet.

Fair play to them for using the very much underused BCFC trophy cabinet as an occasional table.

[Nev]

"For the tape the suspect is nodding"

[andyh]

That picture gets better every time you go back for another look at it.

[XXVilla]

Will keep anything to myself in future as it’s not worth the ag

That would sound much better if you mumbled it whilst looking at the floor and shuffling your shoes

[Damo70]

I reckon that table could be a genuine piece of Tommy Cooper memorabilia.

[Damo70]

The charm of working for the Noses. Lovely carpet.

Is he launching a heartfelt plea to find the missing 12,000 home supporters they need to find to prove they are bigger than the Villa?

[AlexAlexCropley]

The charm of working for the Noses. Lovely carpet.

Must have been on offer from a hoarder's (Polly the Nose) house clearance. With added cat shit and canned soup stains.

[tomd2103]

Can't bring myself to go on one of their sites, so have only seen snippets of their nonsense this week.  Seems like it has been the usual fare in that they hardly mention the match itself and instead fire off their much repeated myths about Villa fans not coming from Birmingham, no Villa fans being in pubs in town on the day of the game, how many of them will be in the Villa end and how hard they all are (along with threats from the likes of that idiot and his mates on Twitter).  All so predictable.

       

[tomd2103]

The charm of working for the Noses. Lovely carpet.

Had the misfortune of going there for a work event over the summer.  Only football ground I've ever been to where there is an airport style metal detector in the main reception.

"You can leave knives, knuckledusters and coshes here and pick them up after the match.  Enjoy the game".   

[Rudy Can't Fail]

If there was ever, even the slightest doubt just how small time and obsessed with us the rags actually are, Monk spells it out loud and clear..

Garry Monk says he was left in no doubt about the importance of the derby fixture against Villa just minutes after taking charge of Blues back in March.

they really are sad tossers.

[Toronto Villa]

Everything about the Noses screams Pound store chav.

[Ads]

There's a circus in the town!

[Villafirst]

There's a circus in the town!

With plenty of clowns. ...

[PeterWithesShin]

The main one being Terry "he was offside" Cooper.