Aston Villa v SHA: Pre-match Thread

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They're moralizing about how we've only got results against them out of luck.

Small time twats.

[AV82EC]

So apart from the League Cup win when was the last time they beat us?

[Pat McMahon]

Quotes from the other side. Classy.

We will feckin murder the 6 fingered sister shagging bastards we will over run them Keith has more desire and will in his big toe than them lot of Ville fannys
0 3 blues
Ville will be and are bottle jobs

I was confident, then not so confident and now I’m vaguely confused. I’m just gonna get pissed, batter the smallest villa fan I can find and end the day at a massage parlour to make sure the whole episode has a happy ending irrespective of the result.

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Quotes from the other side. Classy.

We will feckin murder the 6 fingered sister shagging bastards we will over run them Keith has more desire and will in his big toe than them lot of Ville fannys
0 3 blues
Ville will be and are bottle jobs

I was confident, then not so confident and now I’m vaguely confused. I’m just gonna get pissed, batter the smallest villa fan I can find and end the day at a massage parlour to make sure the whole episode has a happy ending irrespective of the result.

The "batter the smallest Villa fan I can find" quote sums up a number of their fans. If we outnumber you, and you are younger / smaller / more frail than us we will fight you.

[Louzie0]

Expecting the discovery of an erotic fresco any day now.

[Marlon From Bearwood]

So apart from the League Cup win when was the last time they beat us?

Pretty sure it’s 2005 at the Sty and 2004 at VP.

[john e]

not going to lie, I love these matches

but this will be the first VP one I've missed for some years
my eldest has a 30 birthday bash on Saturday night with family and friends coming in from all over the country and we will be in no state to get up and drive on Sunday morning especially with the early kick off

so we are calling an open house on match day watching it all together and hopefully carry on the weekend celebrations

3-1

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Feeling confident. We've certainly turned a corner and equally so have they.

[Lastfootstamper]

So apart from the League Cup win when was the last time they beat us?

Pretty sure it’s 2005 at the Sty and 2004 at VP.

They've not scored at ours in over a decade, Forssell in the 5-1.

[pauliewalnuts]

We'll smash these useless fucking shithouses.

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We'll smash these useless fucking shithouses.

The bog eyed gimp Gardner reckons we're nervous.

[Confusious says]

Not going to predict any score, just hoping upon hope we get 3 points & Chester also McGinn are fit. Used to like the games of old against them from Barry Hole scoring there the season we went down, Leighton Phillips sending off game and latterly the Encleman incident where I think the rivalry went to another level. I missed the 5-1 through illness
would be nice to think we could repeat it, But with Smith running a more attack minded formation now it could be. UTV

[Damo70]

So apart from the League Cup win when was the last time they beat us?

Pretty sure it’s 2005 at the Sty and 2004 at VP.

They've not scored at ours in over a decade, Forssell in the 5-1.

Several years back on a lads trip to Blackpool my nose cousin took great delight in showing three of us Villa fans that Forssell goal on his phone. We pointed out that we weren't particularly wound up about the goal seeing as we won 5-1.

[QuintonVilla]

Be careful lads, the big bad Zulus on Twitter have said they'll be "storming New Street". By storming they mean get wrapped up by the police, sing a couple of nursery rhymes, all record it on their phones and then say there wasn't a Viler in sight.

I love Twitter in the week leading up to the game. They're comedy gold.

[WarszaVillan]

I'm not going to be able to watch the match as I have something on. Does anyone know of a way of doing a 'Likely Lads' seeing the match online later in the day?

[garyshawsknee]

Be careful lads, the big bad Zulus on Twitter have said they'll be "storming New Street". By storming they mean get wrapped up by the police, sing a couple of nursery rhymes, all record it on their phones and then say there wasn't a Viler in sight.

I love Twitter in the week leading up to the game. They're comedy gold.

I saw a photo on Twitter earlier, my first thought was,  who's gonna do their homework for Monday morning, if they're out tearing up New Street on Sunday.