Deano’s wishlist - the Jan transfer speculation/guaranteed nonsense thread

[VinnieChase84]

Has Mings come back from a long term injury recently?

Yeah. He’s only played something like 24 games in last 3 seasons 😳

[eamonn]

I always think of Tyrone Dobbs from Webster's Garage when Mings comes up. What's he like with a monkey wrench?

[Whiney MacWhineface]

I always think of Tyrone Dobbs from Webster's Garage when Mings comes up. What's he like with a monkey wrench?

For me Tyrone brings this to mind. Big Train’s crowning glory.

[timeoutbigbar]

Does anyone seriously think he's going to buy another keeper when he's just paid £7m for this one?  He wouldn't be allowed to if he wanted to. 

Edit:  viewing this on an old slow phone and was actually looking at page 2... As you were!

[garyshawsknee]

I always think of Tyrone Dobbs from Webster's Garage when Mings comes up. What's he like with a monkey wrench?

For me Tyrone brings this to mind. Big Train’s crowning glory.

Still funny, 20 years later.

[DrGonzo]

Ahhh Mark Heap, gauranteed to brighten up even the dullest transfer window!!

[eamonn]

(Vulva/Walliams): (witheringly) Oh Brian, you came.
(Brian/Heap): (mumbles meekly) No, I just spilt my drink.

[themossman]

Aston Villa have made an approach to sign highly-rated French defender Frederic Guilbert. Guilbert would be very interested in making a move to Aston Villa if they can agree a deal with Caen. [@SportsPeteO]

I’d like to see him play alongside Suliman (I’ll show myself out).

[andyh]

Aston Villa have made an approach to sign highly-rated French defender Frederic Guilbert. Guilbert would be very interested in making a move to Aston Villa if they can agree a deal with Caen. [@SportsPeteO]

I’d like to see him play alongside Suliman (I’ll show myself out).

Bravo !

[Border villan]

Aston Villa have made an approach to sign highly-rated French defender Frederic Guilbert. Guilbert would be very interested in making a move to Aston Villa if they can agree a deal with Caen. [@SportsPeteO]

I’d like to see him play alongside Suliman (I’ll show myself out).

Bravo !

Nothing Rhymed with me in this rumour.

[villa `cross the mersey]

A topsy turvy pairing if ever I saw one

[Ads]

I'm seeing this SportsPeteO crop up on Twitter a fair bit of late. What is it?

[SoccerHQ]

Watched a bit of Barca-Levante last night. Doucoure played and looked decent I thought. Good mobility and not a bad passer at all, hit some nice ones to the wide players which is what we need our midfielders to be doing far more quickly.

No idea if he's still a target for us mind.

[SoccerHQ]

I'm seeing this SportsPeteO crop up on Twitter a fair bit of late. What is it?

It's some wierd object known as Sky sports news reporter Peter O'Rourke I think. Pete Colley was better.

Edit: Appears he's freelance.

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Legit do you think?