Deano’s wishlist - the Jan transfer speculation/guaranteed nonsense thread

[Toronto Villa]

I know Leicester consider the subject of his departure water under the bridge.

[Confusious says]

Was it not a bridge over troubled water

[Pete3206]

I'm sure we'd be oceans apart from Leicester's valuation on the player

[Sexual Ealing]

If we moved him up front I think he could become the next Aguaro.

[Nunkin1965]

Because of his Chelsea contract, Isn't he tide to them?

[thick_mike]

Because of his Chelsea contract, Isn't he tide to them?

Yes, he’s their beach.

[Nunkin1965]

Because of his Chelsea contract, Isn't he tide to them?

Yes, he’s their beach.

He's not the most talkative of footballers.
Try saying hello to him and he just waves.

[eamonn]

Dear Lord...Danny Drinkwater puns...no wonder Mazrim and Mark Fletcher eloped.

[cdward]

Overweight and not as quick as he used to be, he's Evian slow

[ChicagoLion]

Chelsea nearly signed Spurs midfielders elders girl instead.
It would have been Harry Winksdaughter.

[Malandro]

Chelsea nearly signed Spurs midfielders elders girl instead.
It would have been Harry Winksdaughter.

Now that is awful.

I love it.

[Nunkin1965]

Allegedly he's washed up as a footballer. I wouldn't touch him with a barge pole.

[mr underhill]

Meanwhile, away from the most tiresome punathon of all times, are we going to sign a left back?

[RussellC]

Not a left-back, but I saw someone on Twitter suggest that, with Blose desperate for cash, we should offer them £1m + Gary Gardner for Jota. Given how well he played under Smith for Brentford, that could be a stroke of genius.

[mattjpa]

Not a left-back, but I saw someone on Twitter suggest that, with Blose desperate for cash, we should offer them £1m + Gary Gardner for Jota. Given how well he played under Smith for Brentford, that could be a stroke of genius.

i dont think blues are strapped for cash - arent they just hamstrung by FFP?