Deano’s wishlist - the Jan transfer speculation/guaranteed nonsense thread

[JUAN PABLO]

what about Danny Drinkwater on loan

he aint getting much action

Neither am I

soz mate I aint got his phone number

[in exile]

what about Danny Drinkwater on loan

he aint getting much action

Neither am I

soz mate I aint got his phone number

I can wait...I'm good at that

[Pvb1968]

Oh yeah, then eventually a little seems a lot 😛

[Percy McCarthy]

You'd imagine that there would be a clause to send him back if he doesn't recover within x days, unless there is a loan fee...

Don’t.

[Matt Collins]

what about Danny Drinkwater on loan

Blimey, there's a name that I haven't heard for a while.

Is he permanently injured or just way down the pecking order at Chelsea.

He's on mega bucks

[Des Little]

Drinkwater all but retired the day he signed for Chelsea

[LukeJames]

I hope to god that we never ever sign Drinkwater, the puns on here would be unbearable.

[Dave]

Drinkwater all but retired the day he signed for Chelsea

He definitely seemed to lose his thirst for the game.

[Malandro]

Drinkwater all but retired the day he signed for Chelsea

He definitely seemed to lose his thirst for the game.

Pvb1968 saw him in a Villa shirt, alas it was just a mirage

[Chinchilla Bathhouse]

I hope to god that we never ever sign Drinkwater, the puns on here would be unbearable.

I disagree, and soda many others I reckon. He'd be a tonic.

[Steve67]

I hope to god that we never ever sign Drinkwater, the puns on here would be unbearable.

I disagree, and soda many others I reckon. He'd be a tonic.

Water load of bollocks.  Danny Drinkwater come to the Villa, meh?

[Mister E]

Well, you can take a horse to water ....

[robleflaneur]

Eau for a DM like Danny.

[ExclDawg]

Can we pull a reverse Tony Moon on him and just call him Danny Beberagua?

[Pete3206]

FFS, another sea of puns.