Deano’s wishlist - the Jan transfer speculation/guaranteed nonsense thread

[eamonn]

Tom will have to be coaxed from Lancs. Upon reading the rumours linking him to Villa, just last night he was heard sobbing to this parents "Mother, father, I think that I would rather, stay at home with you for another year, a-he-ee-year."

[Ads]

These puns are going right over my head. Absolutely bliss.

You lot listen to some shite.

[nigel]

These puns are going right over my head. Absolutely bliss.

You lot listen to talk some shite.

Fixed 

[Risso]

When I first met Heaton, well I thought he was alright.

(one for the aficionados there).

[Toronto Villa]

New scout is former Atlético Madrid player Juanfran apparently.

[Axl Rose]

New scout is former Atlético Madrid player Juanfran apparently.

https://www.marca.com/futbol/celta/2018/12/10/5c0e3b8422601dcc388b4635.html

I think he's the 'other' Juanfran. I think the chap at Atletico is still playing. Though I may well be completely wrong!

[brian green]

The other one is the founder of the Juanfran Crisp  Co.

[CT Villan]

New scout is former Atlético Madrid player Juanfran apparently.

https://www.marca.com/futbol/celta/2018/12/10/5c0e3b8422601dcc388b4635.html

I think he's the 'other' Juanfran. I think the chap at Atletico is still playing. Though I may well be completely wrong!

Crap, I've been searching all day for a Housemartins or Beautiful South song called 'Juanfran'   

[LeeB]

Didn't David Kossof have a brother called Juan?

[SirSteveUK]

Didn't David Kossof have a brother called Juan?

God Almighty ......

[eamonn]

Lolorama

[FatSam]

I think its the Juanfran who knocked us out of the Intertoto Cup with Celta Vigo in 2000. It looks like he was at Valencia when Pitarch was the Sporting Director. He will have something to talk about with Ian Taylor.

Schoch then grabbed the spotlight again when he sent off Ian Taylor two minutes into the second half.

He ruled that the Villa midfielder had dived as he was challenged by JuanFran and waved a second yellow card in his direction.

[eamonn]

Bizzarest ending to a game ever (apart from when George Boateng threw a football boot over one of the little baby stands at Filbert Street...or did I imagine that?).

[Holy Trinity]

I think it was muzzy izzets boot! He also waved this hand around his nose saying izzets breath stunk. But I always remember it being Taylor not boateng

[Fred Crump]

I think its the Juanfran who knocked us out of the Intertoto Cup with Celta Vigo in 2000. It looks like he was at Valencia when Pitarch was the Sporting Director. He will have something to talk about with Ian Taylor.

Schoch then grabbed the spotlight again when he sent off Ian Taylor two minutes into the second half.

He ruled that the Villa midfielder had dived as he was challenged by JuanFran and waved a second yellow card in his direction.

Good lord - the very notion of God's cousin diving is so unbelievable, the ref was obviously a moron and/or knew nothing about Ian Taylor !