Aston Villa Superstars 5-0 Bristol City

[Percy McCarthy]

Who’s Alien Grey?

They're an alien species with bulbous heads, but handily they have extremely small noses. Allegedly.

Yeah, I like small flat noses like some black and Asian women have.

I thought Alien Grey might have been a character in 50 Shades.

Still, 5-0 eh?

[auntiesledd]

She’s gorgeous head on but she’s got a bit of a big bugle on her.

A big conk? really?! I take it you're more of an Alien Grey type of guy?

https://www.google.co.uk/search?client=safari&channel=ipad_bm&dcr=0&source=hp&ei=vPFLWuDKFsXRgAbcvLfYBw&q=cheryl+cole’s+big+nose&oq=cheryl+cole’s+big+nose&gs_l=mobile-gws-hp.3...2612.20478.0.21271.27.24.2.1.1.0.241.2448.16j7j1.24.0....0...1.1.64.mobile-gws-hp..0.23.2164.3..0j41j0i131k1j0i10k1j0i22i30k1.0.pdrL6t3OKmw#imgrc=yiDdjasM439e3M:

Well I don't think she's got much to worry about in the aesthetics dept., but beauty's forever in the eye of the beholder innit.

That was a dodgy link, better illustrated after the edit. I agree with you on the aesthetics - as I said, she’s gorgeous.

I don’t usually swoon over white girls as much as I do women of colour, but beautiful brown eyes like hers can win me over, as I’m sure she’ll be delighted to know.

Fair play to you, Mr M. No doubt Ms Tweedy will be delighted with her loyal fanbase on H&V. 

[Pete3206]

Good laugh on that Bristol City forum. 

[auntiesledd]

Good laugh on that Bristol City forum. 

It certainly is, yet there's still no hint of bitterness or anger towards us. It's uncanny.

[Stu]

Good laugh on that Bristol City forum. 

It certainly is, yet there's still no hint of bitterness or anger towards us. It's uncanny.

They've beaten Manchester United you know.

[Richard E]

Good laugh on that Bristol City forum. 

It certainly is, yet there's still no hint of bitterness or anger towards us. It's uncanny.

They've beaten Manchester United you know.

Beating Man United at home in a League Cup Quarter Final seems to be the biggest trophy they've ever won.

[auntiesledd]

Good laugh on that Bristol City forum. 

It certainly is, yet there's still no hint of bitterness or anger towards us. It's uncanny.

They've beaten Manchester United you know.

Well that fully explains their joyful badinage. Gawd bless 'em!

[Stu]

To be fair to them, it's the only thing they have to shout about. At the same time I'm not sure it's very classy to lord it over a much smaller club who have been punching above their weight.

[cheltenhamlion]

It is when they think they are some reincarnation of Brazil 1970. See also Wolves.

[four fornicholl]

Lip up fatty,fatty, for the reaggea

[Ads]

Their away support increased by over 25% from it's average. Of course it was their big day out.

It proper fucked me off that they thought they could.come here as favourites and roll us over. No mark little skid stains.

[Chris Jameson]

I do hope Cheryl doesn’t read this, she’s going to be heartbroken when she realises some middle aged blokes on a football forum would really fancy her if it wasn’t for her accent.

[VILLA MOLE]

I do hope Cheryl doesn’t read this, she’s going to be heartbroken when she realises some middle aged blokes on a football forum would really fancy her if it wasn’t for her accent.

Hey I never dissed her accent, that must give me first refusal, cheyrl? Chezza ? X 😊

[Percy McCarthy]

I do hope Cheryl doesn’t read this, she’s going to be heartbroken when she realises some middle aged blokes on a football forum would really fancy her if it wasn’t for her accent.

Hey I never dissed her accent, that must give me first refusal, cheyrl? Chezza ? X 😊

Leave her alone, I’ll read it to big nose when I go up after MOTD.

[VILLA MOLE]

I do hope Cheryl doesn’t read this, she’s going to be heartbroken when she realises some middle aged blokes on a football forum would really fancy her if it wasn’t for her accent.

Hey I never dissed her accent, that must give me first refusal, cheyrl? Chezza ? X 😊

Leave her alone, I’ll read it to big nose when I go up after MOTD.

Well that's just canny like , worr Jackie Milburn, lad , Malcolm McDonald and all that