Alright, Pippies! Still slimming? I love some of our new star players, such as Terry Johns, Graham Gooch, Albert Adomah and that other one (Alan 'The Lego Boy' Hutton).
I've got a much better song idea than Stiney - nice try, mate, by the way. It scanned beautifully. Mine is to the tune of 1980s American sitcom 'The Golden Girls':
Thank you for touching my friend
Round the back and front again
It's true what they say, you're a pal and a Fat Boy Slim
But if you did a smelly
And a really dreadful poo
You would see, the biggest smile would be from me
And the card attached would say
'Thank you for reading my autobiography and for reminding me of the day that Tony Meo met Mile Jedinak' (repeat with increasing intensity and frustration to fade)