John Terry - Gone

[WarszaVillan]

For some reason I've always pictured John Terry when reading Risso's posts. In fact, have they ever been seen together...?

I can't think of anybody I look like less, to be honest!  I used to get mistaken for Wigan rugby league legend, Dennis Betts when I lived in Wigan, if that helps with the mental picture.

I had to google him and then lose three stone from the image

[Sexual Ealing]

For some reason I've always pictured John Terry when reading Risso's posts. In fact, have they ever been seen together...?

I can't think of anybody I look like less, to be honest!  I used to get mistaken for Wigan rugby league legend, Dennis Betts when I lived in Wigan, if that helps with the mental picture.

I thought you looked a bit like Roman Abramovich. In a nice way.

[LeeB]

For some reason I've always pictured John Terry when reading Risso's posts. In fact, have they ever been seen together...?

I can't think of anybody I look like less, to be honest!  I used to get mistaken for Wigan rugby league legend, Dennis Betts when I lived in Wigan, if that helps with the mental picture.

I thought you looked a bit like Roman Abramovich. In a nice way.

In the way he looks a bit simple, like?

[LeeB]

Smart arse funny aside, I agree with Risso. My conversion came stood watching him in an away win at Barnsley.

[Sexual Ealing]

For some reason I've always pictured John Terry when reading Risso's posts. In fact, have they ever been seen together...?

I can't think of anybody I look like less, to be honest!  I used to get mistaken for Wigan rugby league legend, Dennis Betts when I lived in Wigan, if that helps with the mental picture.

I thought you looked a bit like Roman Abramovich. In a nice way.

In the way he looks a bit simple, like?

No. He looks assured, like he's definitely killed a man and been rewarded with a nation's energy supply.

[Sexual Ealing]

Smart arse funny aside, I agree with Risso. My conversion came stood watching him in an away win at Barnsley.

No. Not you...

[Risso]

I agree with LeeB.

[Sexual Ealing]

Ha!

[LeeB]

For some reason I've always pictured John Terry when reading Risso's posts. In fact, have they ever been seen together...?

I can't think of anybody I look like less, to be honest!  I used to get mistaken for Wigan rugby league legend, Dennis Betts when I lived in Wigan, if that helps with the mental picture.

I thought you looked a bit like Roman Abramovich. In a nice way.

In the way he looks a bit simple, like?

No. He looks assured, like he's definitely killed a man and been rewarded with a nation's energy supply.

He does, until he smiles. Maybe it's because he's forcing his face to do something his brain doesn't want to, the smile is actually the scarred battlefield of his soul.





And it's the same with Abramovich, baddum-tish!

[Exeter 77]

For some reason I've always pictured John Terry when reading Risso's posts. In fact, have they ever been seen together...?

I can't think of anybody I look like less, to be honest!  I used to get mistaken for Wigan rugby league legend, Dennis Betts when I lived in Wigan, if that helps with the mental picture.

Am I right in thinking it is Dennis Betts who has a sort of Sean Dyche swallowed-a-quarry voice?

[Risso]

For some reason I've always pictured John Terry when reading Risso's posts. In fact, have they ever been seen together...?

I can't think of anybody I look like less, to be honest!  I used to get mistaken for Wigan rugby league legend, Dennis Betts when I lived in Wigan, if that helps with the mental picture.

Am I right in thinking it is Dennis Betts who has a sort of Sean Dyche swallowed-a-quarry voice?

Yep

[Big Ming]

Whilst we're all waiting for some exciting signings of our own, it's a comfort to know that John thinks that Thiago Silva signing for Chelsea is good business.

I was worried that he wasn't going to comment.

[Clampy]

Whilst we're all waiting for some exciting signings of our own, it's a comfort to know that John thinks that Thiago Silva signing for Chelsea is good business.

I was worried that he wasn't going to comment.

I was more worried that you wasn't going to comment.

[Big Ming]

Whilst we're all waiting for some exciting signings of our own, it's a comfort to know that John thinks that Thiago Silva signing for Chelsea is good business.

I was worried that he wasn't going to comment.

I was more worried that you wasn't going to comment.

Saved you from being worried then.

[N'ZMAV]

JT is one of the favourites for the Derby job now apparently.