Steve McClaren

[Neil Hawkes]

Stu, I was tempted to write 'monkey' but Kelvin McKenzie has poisoned that well of vocabulary so I wrote 'tree creature".

Tree creature is a much more evocative description, bravo. As previous posters have commented we will forever label a footballer in the air waving a mass of arms, legs and various body parts as a tree creature.

[cheltenhamlion]

Stu, I was tempted to write 'monkey' but Kelvin McKenzie has poisoned that well of vocabulary so I wrote 'tree creature".

Gotcha. I would take Watkins like a shot. He is a kid with a physique to bully people. Think a mobile version of Tom Huddlestone.