Summer transfer madness thread

[spartacuss]

We've signed a young French kid called Dimitri Sea only 16 so clearly one for the future. The internet knows nothing about him so he's a young attacking player, that's about it.

Whether he holds down a plaice will depend on the service he gets to net a few.  As a  French philosopher once said: "When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea." 

[Malandro]

We will now lose the Playoff final on penalties, Dimitri missing the crucial kick.

Sun headline: seasick steve.




Poor but I had to have my input.

[Villa Lew]

The Sun say we're interested in Peter Crouch, but Tony has denied it. Pity it would be great to have Rodney Otter return to us.

[mr underhill]

no it wouldn't, unless we re entering a wheelchair football league. He's now about 90. The only good thing about Crouch was his reply to the question 'What would you have been if you weren't a footballer'? Crouch: 'A virgin'.

[RussellC]

"Dimitri, Give us a wave, Dimitri, Dimitri..."

[Brend'Watkins]

Crouch might be a good option.  Up front we'd have the Old Man and the Sea.

[Damo70]

Burnley have put a Cork in it, presumably reducing the competition for Whelan / MacArthur

I never really saw the fuss with MacArthur or McCarthy, but I know others liked him

Isn't one of those Mac or McC's a walking red card waiting to happen?

[Pat McMahon]

Crouch might be a good option.  Up front we'd have the Old Man and the Sea.

Clever. Great book too.

[DB]

So he will be a Sea Lion?

[PaulWinch again]

So Gil's gone on loan again.

[pauliewalnuts]

So Gil's gone on loan again.

Gill surely?

[Ads]

Old Gill don't need this.

[passitsideways]

Surprised we haven't gotten a Mark Fish mention yet.

[Damo70]

Surprised we haven't gotten a Mark Fish mention yet.

I preferred his older brother Billy-The.

[in exile]

Surprised we haven't gotten a Mark Fish mention yet.

I preferred his older brother Billy-The.

Or his father, Michael