Summer transfer madness thread

[LeeB]

We've signed a young French kid called Dimitri Sea only 16 so clearly one for the future. The internet knows nothing about him so he's a young attacking player, that's about it.

Strange signing, can't fathom that one out.

What can't you fathom out? we've signed a young player. The same as we do all the time for the academy/youth sides.

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[TonyDaleysHair]

We've signed a young French kid called Dimitri Sea only 16 so clearly one for the future. The internet knows nothing about him so he's a young attacking player, that's about it.

His name may inspire a few puns....

Glad to see us seal the deal but I'll be harbouring doubts until I see him perform.....

[oswald funkletrumpet]

We've signed a young French kid called Dimitri Sea only 16 so clearly one for the future. The internet knows nothing about him so he's a young attacking player, that's about it.

At least at 16 he will soon be in his brine

[CT]

Hopefully he won't cost a fortuna.

[villabear]

I can't beleive Gil's name has not been mentioned yet. Perhaps its all a bit of ah-baloney.

[Damo70]

We've signed a young French kid called Dimitri Sea only 16 so clearly one for the future. The internet knows nothing about him so he's a young attacking player, that's about it.

His name may inspire a few puns....

Glad to see us seal the deal but I'll be harbouring doubts until I see him perform.....

It is probably as stupid a move as when we signed a teenage kid who played well against us in a pre season friendly. I think we wasted ten grand on him. Although to be fair he did play a big part in winning us a trophy and I think we flogged him to United for about ten million.

[peter w]

We've signed a young French kid called Dimitri Sea only 16 so clearly one for the future. The internet knows nothing about him so he's a young attacking player, that's about it.

His name may inspire a few puns....

Glad to see us seal the deal but I'll be harbouring doubts until I see him perform.....

It is probably as stupid a move as when we signed a teenage kid who played well against us in a pre season friendly. I think we wasted ten grand on him. Although to be fair he did play a big part in winning us a trophy and I think we flogged him to United for about ten million.

Did you just post that for the halibut?

[four fornicholl]

We've signed a young French kid called Dimitri Sea only 16 so clearly one for the future. The internet knows nothing about him so he's a young attacking player, that's about it.

His name may inspire a few puns....

Glad to see us seal the deal but I'll be harbouring doubts until I see him perform.....

It is probably as stupid a move as when we signed a teenage kid who played well against us in a pre season friendly. I think we wasted ten grand on him. Although to be fair he did play a big part in winning us a trophy and I think we flogged him to United for about ten million.

Did you just post that for the halibut?

I sea what you did there, but it was a fairly poor attempt at attenchion.

[The Moose]

Hope he waves....

[Damo70]

The worse this thread descends into shame and embarrassment the crabbier I get.

[Pete3206]

Cod we just pack this in?

[VILLA MOLE]

this thread is ruined , you are all shellfish

[Grande Pablo]

He'll have a whale of a time & keeps away from the sturgeon injury free, Bruce will get a tuna out of him.

[Damo70]

this thread is ruined , you are all shellfish

Oy! Winkle! I hope you ain't trying to take me for some kind of  pilchard?! Copyright Mike Reid. Circa 1970's and occasionally a few references slipped into Eastenders.

[Matt Collins]

Burnley have put a Cork in it, presumably reducing the competition for Whelan / MacArthur

I never really saw the fuss with MacArthur or McCarthy, but I know others liked him