Summer transfer madness thread

[Damo70]

What a shame Ebbe Sand his retired.

[Brend'Watkins]

We've signed a young French kid called Dimitri Sea only 16 so clearly one for the future. The internet knows nothing about him so he's a young attacking player, that's about it.

His name may inspire a few puns....

To be fair I was fishing for them when I posted it.

If he shows promise we should throw him in.

I just hope we don't play him too deep.

We could if he was a sub.

[papa lazarou]

We've signed a young French kid called Dimitri Sea only 16 so clearly one for the future. The internet knows nothing about him so he's a young attacking player, that's about it.

Strange signing, can't fathom that one out.

[mr underhill]

 at the moment we are leagues ahead of his ability

[sirlordbaltimore]

We've signed a young French kid called Dimitri Sea only 16 so clearly one for the future. The internet knows nothing about him so he's a young attacking player, that's about it.

Strange signing, can't fathom that one out.

What can't you fathom out? we've signed a young player. The same as we do all the time for the academy/youth sides.

[CT]

He's French, but eligible to play for Whales.

Sorry.

[mr underhill]

his favourite food is Dauphinoise potatoes, apparently.

[dave.woodhall]

We've signed a young French kid called Dimitri Sea only 16 so clearly one for the future. The internet knows nothing about him so he's a young attacking player, that's about it.

Strange signing, can't fathom that one out.

What can't you fathom out? we've signed a young player. The same as we do all the time for the academy/youth sides.

Whoosh.....

[in exile]

We've signed a young French kid called Dimitri Sea only 16 so clearly one for the future. The internet knows nothing about him so he's a young attacking player, that's about it.

Strange signing, can't fathom that one out.

What can't you fathom out? we've signed a young player. The same as we do all the time for the academy/youth sides.

Whoosh.....

It's amazing isn't it?

[ktvillan]

The boy will have a Mer with our youth coaching

[peter w]

Not shore about this kid.

[PeterWithesShin]

Some of these comments are a bit salty.

[Brend'Watkins]

We've signed a young French kid called Dimitri Sea only 16 so clearly one for the future. The internet knows nothing about him so he's a young attacking player, that's about it.

Strange signing, can't fathom that one out.

What can't you fathom out? we've signed a young player. The same as we do all the time for the academy/youth sides.

Whoosh.....

Well done, a put down and a pun in one word.

[sirlordbaltimore]

That'll teach me ... 

[IAmTheOneIanOlney]

I've heard he's like a young Brine Little.