Summer transfer madness thread

[Sexual Ealing]

Nursey from The Mirror saying Rednapp 'keen' on Elphick on Twitter.  They'd all love his pre match post heading/kicking/whatever he does ritual.

I saw Elphick in Knowle this afternoon. He didn't look very happy tbh.

Does that mean he's not in Portugal with the rest of them, or are they all back?

He's meant to be there but he's miles out of position.

*Applause*

[cdbearsfan]

Chinchilla gets to keep the thread.

[Matt Collins]

Nursey from The Mirror saying Rednapp 'keen' on Elphick on Twitter.  They'd all love his pre match post heading/kicking/whatever he does ritual.

I saw Elphick in Knowle this afternoon. He didn't look very happy tbh.

Does that mean he's not in Portugal with the rest of them, or are they all back?

He's meant to be there but he's miles out of position.

*Applause*

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Are you sure it wasn't Gollini?

[mr underhill]

if he was flapping his arms, yes

[LeeB]

Nursey from The Mirror saying Rednapp 'keen' on Elphick on Twitter.  They'd all love his pre match post heading/kicking/whatever he does ritual.

I saw Elphick in Knowle this afternoon. He didn't look very happy tbh.

Does that mean he's not in Portugal with the rest of them, or are they all back?

He's meant to be there but he's miles out of position.

*standing ovation*

Very good, squire.

Yes, absolutely top drawer.

[paul_e]

We've signed a young French kid called Dimitri Sea only 16 so clearly one for the future. The internet knows nothing about him so he's a young attacking player, that's about it.

[Matt Collins]

Please please sell elphick

Disaster zone player

[DB]

We've signed a young French kid called Dimitri Sea only 16 so clearly one for the future. The internet knows nothing about him so he's a young attacking player, that's about it.

His name may inspire a few puns....

[villabear]

We've signed a young French kid called Dimitri Sea only 16 so clearly one for the future. The internet knows nothing about him so he's a young attacking player, that's about it.

His name may inspire a few puns....

I hope there's a porpoise in us signing him

[paul_e]

We've signed a young French kid called Dimitri Sea only 16 so clearly one for the future. The internet knows nothing about him so he's a young attacking player, that's about it.

His name may inspire a few puns....

To be fair I was fishing for them when I posted it.

[Brend'Watkins]

We've signed a young French kid called Dimitri Sea only 16 so clearly one for the future. The internet knows nothing about him so he's a young attacking player, that's about it.

His name may inspire a few puns....

To be fair I was fishing for them when I posted it.

If he shows promise we should throw him in.

[Chinchilla Bathhouse]

We've signed a young French kid called Dimitri Sea only 16 so clearly one for the future. The internet knows nothing about him so he's a young attacking player, that's about it.

His name may inspire a few puns....

To be fair I was fishing for them when I posted it.

If he shows promise we should throw him in.

I just hope we don't play him too deep. He'd be better running the channels.

[Damo70]

I can't wait to sing "Sea, Give Us A Wave".

[Des Little]

Here we go, sinking to new depths...

[Mister E]

We've signed a young French kid called Dimitri Sea only 16 so clearly one for the future. The internet knows nothing about him so he's a young attacking player, that's about it.

I've heard he has oceans of talent: when he scores the crowd bays for more, waving as it does. The opposition rarely turns the tide when he's playing.