Summer transfer madness thread

[Damo70]

Surely the Polish season is over? We should send our scouts to Greenland.

Knowing our luck they would end up in Poundland.

[cdbearsfan]

And we would pay twenty quid for each item.

[CT Villan]

Knowing our luck they would end up in Poundland.

Well we've already been to Iceland...ba dum, tish.

[mr underhill]

yes I'd already forgotten  about the Iceman. Has Bruce buried him under it?

[ChicagoLion]

Surely the Polish season is over? We should send our scouts to Greenland.

Knowing our luck they would end up in Poundland.

How much is this Mcormack? A pound, cheers, here is 12 million.

[ez]

Steve Bruce doesn't care or know much about players we've had before or the type we're weary of. Just gotta embrace the misery.

He's ok, he's in Portugal. Paddy McGuinness has put a pic of him on Instagram.

[eamonn]

Paddy and Peter Kay's roadtrip with Downing? You can just see Kay ripping the piss out of Stewie for being such an insufferable bore.

[Ads]

The Doc has said we are not in for Weasel Boy.

[ciggiesnbeer]

The Doc has said we are not in for Weasel Boy.

Well that is a relief.

[Three Spires Villa]

The Doc has said we are not in for Weasel Boy.

Well that is a relief.



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No more sleepless nights, phew

[mr underhill]

has he actually said that or was it done through hieroglyphics?

[aj2k77]

has he actually said that or was it done through hieroglyphics?

He tweeted an emoji of a rat and then two fingers sticking up at it.

[PeterWithesShin]

This is what he posted

[sickbeggar]

The worrying thing is the lack of departures which is going to affect arrivals i presume. 30 odd professionals on the books with 2 thirds of them being utter cack

[Clampy]

I've no idea why people got their knickers in a twist over the Downing link. That's all it was, a link and a lazy one at that.