Summer transfer madness thread

[Joshua Fineman]

why on earth are we debating this?  There's no way on the planet he'd sign for us...

[cdbearsfan]

I know I'm in the minority here but for about 5 years or even longer we have needed a c#*#*. We have been too nice for too long and as much as we all hate him there is no doubt he would give us an edge we haven't had in God knows how long, legs or no legs.  There I've said it ....

I'm happy to have someone who is "a c***", in terms of the way he plays. Indeed, I wouldn't have minded if we'd signed Robbie Savage.

Terry is a racist scumbag though, and has no place in proudly multicultural Birmingham. Or London for that matter, but Chelsea have always been scum. His playing abilities don't come into it, he's not the sort of person that we should be signing.

[peter w]

I know I'm in the minority here but for about 5 years or even longer we have needed a c#*#*. We have been too nice for too long and as much as we all hate him there is no doubt he would give us an edge we haven't had in God knows how long, legs or no legs.  There I've said it ....

Yes but we need a cnut on the pitch - not just a gobshite wanker who is generally regarded as being a cnut of a human being. Big difference.

[itbrvilla]

Full kit wanker. No thanks

[KevinGage]

I know I'm in the minority here but for about 5 years or even longer we have needed a c#*#*. We have been too nice for too long and as much as we all hate him there is no doubt he would give us an edge we haven't had in God knows how long, legs or no legs.  There I've said it ....

How about a cxnt who we can actually get out on the pitch and might still affect them game in a positive way instead?

We had Mad Tom with all the fist shaking and heatbutting the crossbar last season. If you can't actually deliver on the pitch and lead by example, those histrionics are worth the square root of fcuk all.

[Russ aka Big Nose]

Full kit wanker. No thanks

Spot on.

[exigo]

Isn't Lansbury supposed to be our c***? He certainly was when he played in the 2-2 for Forest at our place.

[stuart r]

Not sure about this tourettes method of selecting a football team. Seems a bit blokey and lacking in substance or indeed any evidence that it has any validity at all. Don't think Saunders, Barton or Taylor bothered with it.

And anyway, some of you seem to be confusing your c**ts. The on the pitch c**t and the off the pitch c**t (or p'raps Terry achieves both). I don't think a decent football team needs either of them.

[godzvilla]

Various sites saying we are in for this guy from Barcelona:

"Aston Villa have been linked with a move for 19-year-old Spanish centre-half Eric Montes.

The teenager has been let go by Barcelona U19s this summer and is said to be considering a move to Villa, according to sources in Spain.  Montes is a right-sided defender who has also played at full-back during his time at La Masia."
http://readastonvilla.com/2017/06/16/aston-villa-set-sign-eric-montes/

His full name is Eric Montes Arce, which may bring back some memories of a certain Oscar Arce. He does a good line in own goals, apparently  http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3tt2t1  ...........Godzvilla!

[eamonn]

I'm sure Adama can give us a glowing reference.

[villabear]

Various sites saying we are in for this guy from Barcelona:

"Aston Villa have been linked with a move for 19-year-old Spanish centre-half Eric Montes.

The teenager has been let go by Barcelona U19s this summer and is said to be considering a move to Villa, according to sources in Spain.  Montes is a right-sided defender who has also played at full-back during his time at La Masia."
http://readastonvilla.com/2017/06/16/aston-villa-set-sign-eric-montes/

His full name is Eric Montes Arce, which may bring back some memories of a certain Oscar Arce. He does a good line in own goals, apparently  http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3tt2t1  ...........Godzvilla!

I prefer his brother Chris. C'mon lets dance! (I know its spelt differently but hey its Friday so cut me some slack)

[PeterWithesShin]

Ronaldo wants to leave Spain, get in there Tone and trigger his 1bn Euro release clause.

[Tayls_7]

Ronaldo wants to leave Spain, get in there Tone and trigger his 1bn Euro release clause.

It looks like we've just avoided signing one knob without you sticking your oar in.

[Clampy]

Ronaldo wants to leave Spain, get in there Tone and trigger his 1bn Euro release clause.

It's only a matter of time before Redknapp tells Talksport he's made him a very good offer.

[Toronto Villa]

Ronaldo wants to leave Spain, get in there Tone and trigger his 1bn Euro release clause.

It will be another sign of how far we have fallen if we don't put a bid in.