Summer transfer madness thread

[Toronto Villa]

Apparently we've signed this bloke. No idea if it's true

Vergard Forren

[Des Little]

We don't need no more Forren round here, eh Merse?

[paul_e]

Forren was really highly rated in Norway a few years ago but he's struggled at both Southampton and Brighton.  I'm not sure about this one.

[TaxDodger]

Presumably he's joining on a free, won't be on big wages and will be used as back up, so it doesn't seem like a huge risk.

[danno]

Is Chris Samba still training with us?

[Ads]

The 4th choice centre half? Presuming we sign another to knock Bakerbauer down to 3rd.

[ADVILLAFAN]

Looking at the photo, he appears to be cross-eyed. That can't make being a footballer any easier.

[Tayls_7]

Looking at the photo, he appears to be cross-eyed. That can't make being a footballer any easier.

"If you guarantee I'm getting in ahead of Elphick I'm in".

[paul_e]

Looking at the photo, he appears to be cross-eyed. That can't make being a footballer any easier.

"If you guarantee I'm getting in ahead of Elphick I'm in".

We're signing Ozil?

[kippaxvilla2]

We are about to sign Vegard Forren.  A free agent and Norwegian player.  Centre Half.

[Dave]

Looking at the photo, he appears to be cross-eyed. That can't make being a footballer any easier.

"If you guarantee I'm getting in ahead of Elphick I'm in".

"Well, why isn't it "Froaderick Fronkensteen"?

[kippaxvilla2]

I'm getting too old for this.  Either that or I'm simply going blind.

[cdbearsfan]

I'm confused as to what is the difference between this thread and "Summer Sells, Buys, Loans, Bomb Squaders".

[kippaxvilla2]

Good point well made Bully.

[Dave]

I think this one has an actual potential signing in it.