I must say that I'd love to go out for a drink with you lot. First we could scour the room looking for people who shorten the name of their football team in an imprecise way, give them a good telling off, and then round off the evening with an educational quest to find out the first team to have Town in their name! Where do I sign up? *winking gent*
Stop making me consult Wikipedia when I'm supposed to be being sociable at a barbecue!