Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread

[four fornicholl]

For fuck sake Bjarnosan we are in Claret and Blue you knob jockey, that's who you should be passing to.

Purple,and the badge, thats the problem

[Dave]

Garbage.
I really don't get Lansbury. What does he do? What does he offer? Can't tackle. Not great with the ball. Doesn't look like a goal threat. Offers nothing definsively. He's just a pony tail and a beard with some tatts.
Lansbury looks like that c**t on a Thai party Island who sits outside the surf shack he's decided to work in for the summer, strumming on an out of tune acoustic guitar with a variety of anti-establishment stickers on it. He's that sort of irksome knobhead that's a magnet for absolutely trollied British slags on a piss up. That guy who needs to fuck off home, grow up and find a real job. As it is he's somehow managed to fall into professional football in this case and is stinking up our midfield.

Alan Hutton has been our best player today. Which says it all.

Pissed myself laughing reading that

Same here, excellent stuff, and very true!  I'm always very suspicious of people, and especially of football players, who put that much effort into cultivating facial hair.  Jedinak being another culprit.

Doesn't Jedinak look like he's spent less time grooming his face than pretty much anybody since Rasputin?

[Matt Collins]

Bjarnason is one of the worst players I've seen in a long long time

him or westwood??

Is that a joke?

[itbrvilla]

We actually LOOK like a relegation threatened team.

I wonder why?

[PeterWithe]

Jesus FUCKING WEPT HOGAN

[cdbearsfan]

We seem to have signed a more expensive, shorter, slower version of Tony Cascarino.

[Flamingo Lane]

Some of the individual errors are truly comical.

[richtheholtender]

It's taken four games to destroy Hogan. Even for villa that's impressive.

[BC Villain]

We actually LOOK like a relegation threatened team.

Problem is we don't seem to realise we're in a dogfight

[jwarry]

That Diame has won everything tonight and probably Ben the difference

[CJ]

Gardner coming on. That'll put the shits up them

[Tony Erdington]

the bar codes actually fancy it now, they can smell goals, just like we cant.

[VILLA MOLE]

why do they look like they have only just met?

[andyh]

Is hourihane still on, I haven't seen or heard of him for 30 mins

[tomd2103]

It really is staggering how often we needlessly give the ball away.  It's not just one or two players either, it's all of them.