Newcastle vs Aston Villa (please, please win) Match Thread

[Jimbo]

That was our good minute.

[CJ]

Commentator's curse - 'one of the best set-piece takers in the division' - proceeds to float over everyone for a goal kick

[Matt Collins]

Thor lacks a bit of pace

Bloody hell youre not wrong

[wince]

Lol commentator is a bellend

[UK Redsox]

Playing hogan as the lone striker doesn't suggest we'll hold onto the ball to me

That was a tough chance for Thor. But even so I though he might have tried to kick it towards the goal

Y'know, you might be onto a plan there. Maybe the players haven't been told to kick the ball at goal

[Risso]

Lansbury's passing is dire so far.

[CJ]

6 out of 10 for Jedi dive

[wince]

Just isn't gelling

[oswald funkletrumpet]

Thor lacks a bit of pace

Bloody hell youre not wrong

Is he gubbish

[PeterWithe]

Hogans first touch is shite, hope he's better when he finally gets a chance.

[UK Redsox]

Commentator's curse - 'one of the best set-piece takers in the division' - proceeds to float over everyone for a goal kick

All statements like that should be prefaced with the words "before joining Aston Villa he was......"

[martin o`who??]

A Clarke OG would be nice.

[CJ]

Clear foul, shit ref. Again

[PeterWithe]

Does that count as a shot from Hutton?

We'll take it

[brian green]

Wait til Jack comes on, then you see the gel.