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Author Topic: Villa Hooters  (Read 4057 times)

Offline russon

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Villa Hooters
« on: February 19, 2017, 07:42:37 AM »
Off the back of a Garry Parker discussion I was wondering which other players could claim to have owned the biggest beaks in Villa history. Dear old Sid had a massive conk, who else?

Offline Villan For Life

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Re: Villa Hooters
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2017, 07:46:14 AM »
Southgate was blessed in the nasal department.

Offline OzVilla

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Re: Villa Hooters
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2017, 07:46:38 AM »
Frank Carradus always looked like he had a prize sized shnonckle.

Offline LeeB

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Re: Villa Hooters
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2017, 09:14:16 AM »
Marc Albrighton could sniff out a chance.

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Re: Villa Hooters
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2017, 09:21:31 AM »
Sasa Curcic , so much so I am sure he went under the knife and had a nose job.

Online Rotterdam

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Re: Villa Hooters
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2017, 09:24:52 AM »
Steve Sims had a fair conk.

Offline somec

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Re: Villa Hooters
« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2017, 09:30:04 AM »
All of the Miss Aston Villas had nice hooters, wahey!

Does the Miss Aston Villa competition still exist?!

Offline Tayls_7

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Re: Villa Hooters
« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2017, 09:34:20 AM »
All of the Miss Aston Villas had nice hooters, wahey!

Does the Miss Aston Villa competition still exist?!

When I'm bored at the games it does.

Offline Zouch Villa

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Re: Villa Hooters
« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2017, 10:24:49 AM »
Not for its size, but Bruce's twisted hooter always makes me think of Joe Bugner.

Offline SoccerHQ

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Re: Villa Hooters
« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2017, 10:42:48 AM »
Kozak.

Offline Mister E

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Re: Villa Hooters
« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2017, 01:29:01 PM »
Chris Nicholl sports an impressive proboscis.
Luc Nilis could also rightly claim to be a sniffer, with the appropriate tool to be so.

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Re: Villa Hooters
« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2017, 02:04:36 PM »
All of the Miss Aston Villas had nice hooters, wahey!

Does the Miss Aston Villa competition still exist?!

I think so, our players are always missing.

Offline ez

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Re: Villa Hooters
« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2017, 02:28:55 PM »
Andy Townsend.

Offline Chico Hamilton III

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Re: Villa Hooters
« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2017, 05:19:01 PM »
Tony Barton could be the manager

Offline saunders_heroes

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Re: Villa Hooters
« Reply #14 on: February 19, 2017, 11:03:05 PM »
Sasa Curcic , so much so I am sure he went under the knife and had a nose job.

He did. Apparently he went missing for a week and returned to Bodymoor with a new nose. He was a troubled bloke who suffered mental health issues in his later years.

 


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