St. Valentine's Day massacre (The Post-Shambles thread) (WITH POLL)

[Proposition Joe]

We might need to bulldoze Villa Park at this point. Everything else is different except the ground. Or maybe it's the fucking badge. I'm lost for why it's so shit.

Wait, we could and should bulldoze BMH first.  All it does is make players worse.

[CT Villan]

Well beaten by Paul Heckingbottom's Barnsley, Paul Fucking Heckingbottom.

[manic-road]

The team should be running out to embarrassment by Madness.

[Goldie.7]

Certain relegation.

[Nelly]

Not sure why he took Lansbury off.

[aj2k77]

We are now in another fight, with a team who shows no fight. Brilliant.

[maigrait]

I hope Dr X has the receipt because its over 30 days and he'll be wanting a full refund. I don't even think distance "over the web" selling rules will save him here...

I wanted Bruce to work out, but he seems he hasn't a rashers. We can't even eeek out a cheeky 0-0.

[Oscar Arce]

Fuck off Aston Villa.
You've worn me down I couldn't give a fuck any more after 55 years support.
Turn off the lights.
Welcome to the Third Division

[KevinGage]

Banish the Lerner badge. Stage a Nordic-style human sacrifice ritual involving Bruce and Hutton in the North Stand car park. Get half man, half biscuit brain Agbonlahor to piss in all four corners of the ground. Anything is worth a stab at this point.

[FatSam]

Is this going to end up being another three manager season? How utterly fucking depressing.

[Malandro]

A new low.

Until Monday night...

I think that's wrong, probably the only game I predict we will win. They hate us with a passion.

[Fin Feds Dad]

He's a dinosaur - and you know what happened to them - extinct.

[jwarry]

I would like to say embarrassing but i doubt other teams/fans give a shit about us these days.  We are an absolute basket case

[Dazvillain]

When did Calderwood get the job? Seems very close to start of our demise since Boxing Day.

Absolutely, was he Bruce's choice or club chosen ?

[curiousorange]

It's never worked. Even when we were winning, we didn't look like we were comfortable with it. Bruce can take a fat pay-off and build up his baby weight in the local kebab house, because it's past time he was gone.

As an aside, how many people think we're at rock bottom yet?