I hesitate to confess that I once had a slash next to Gary Glittter at Wembley during a Queen concert (1986) ....nah, doesn't sound good, reading it back.
Well I've had a shit in the Duke of Westmisnters' gaff, Eaton Hall. Top that.
Had a piss next to Robert 'Goldilocks' Plant at the Labour In Vain,StourbridgeHe then went for a big log.
I've just been fisting Norman Lamont.
Quote from: Mister E on February 16, 2018, 07:01:15 PMI hesitate to confess that I once had a slash next to Gary Glittter at Wembley during a Queen concert (1986) ....nah, doesn't sound good, reading it back.You mean Paul Gadd? One of my final pleasures before retiring was " Turning the key" on him before going home at night!
Quote from: GordonCowansisthegreatest on February 17, 2018, 12:00:37 PMQuote from: Mister E on February 16, 2018, 07:01:15 PMI hesitate to confess that I once had a slash next to Gary Glittter at Wembley during a Queen concert (1986) ....nah, doesn't sound good, reading it back.You mean Paul Gadd? One of my final pleasures before retiring was " Turning the key" on him before going home at night!The worst gig I ever went to was a Gary Glitter gig.That sounds like the lead up to a bad taste punchline but it is a fact. It was at the NEC in December 1989.
It would be remiss of me not to point out Chelts best Nigel Kennedy story.His son was collecting 2p pieces ready for the caravan holiday, so that he could go on the arcade games at the holiday camp. So every time Chelts saw coppers in anyone's change he would ask for them.At the bar next to Nigel Kennedy he saw the coppers in his change and thought he would cheekily ask for them. Before he had chance to explain the reason why he was asking for the 2 pence pieces, our Nige assumed he was down on his luck and said 'Oh no mate, have a £1' and then proceeded to try and give hime all the £1 coins from his change. Chelts could barely splutter that he wasn't actually begging!