Nigel Kennedy

[LeeB]

Well I've had a shit in the Duke of Westmisnters' gaff, Eaton Hall. Top that.

[Sexual Ealing]

I've just been fisting Norman Lamont.

[Louzie0]

I hesitate to confess that I once had a slash next to Gary Glittter at Wembley during a Queen concert (1986) ....

nah, doesn't sound good, reading it back.

You were you.

He was a completely compromised and expertly undercover child sex offender, headlining and playing the gig.

I don’t see anything you could have done differently, Mister E.

Let yourself off.

[Chris Jameson]

I hesitate to confess that I once had a slash next to Gary Glittter at Wembley during a Queen concert (1986) ....

nah, doesn't sound good, reading it back.

That must have been traumatic. A Queen concert?

[Damo70]

Well I've had a shit in the Duke of Westmisnters' gaff, Eaton Hall. Top that.

Over the years I have been told a number of times by my parents that as a three year old I had a piss up the gates of the White House.

I like to think of it as my protest against the Nixon regime.

[cheltenhamlion]

Had a piss next to Robert 'Goldilocks' Plant at the Labour In Vain,Stourbridge
He then went for a big log.

I hope they have cleaned the bogs, I might pop in there later!

[IFWaters]

I had a piss once next to John Bobbitt.

And I didnt look.

[Richard E]

My dad once stood next to Norman Fowler at the urinals.

[TonyD]

I've just been fisting Norman Lamont.

Very good

[West Derby Villan]

I had a piss next to Alan McInally in Amsterdam

[amfy]

It would be remiss of me not to point out Chelts best Nigel Kennedy story.

His son was collecting 2p pieces ready for the caravan holiday, so that he could go on the arcade games at the holiday camp. So every time Chelts saw coppers in anyone's change he would ask for them.

At the bar next to Nigel Kennedy he saw the coppers in his change and thought he would cheekily ask for them. Before he had chance to explain the reason why he was asking for the 2 pence pieces, our Nige assumed he was down on his luck and said 'Oh no mate, have a £1' and then proceeded to try and give hime all the £1 coins from his change. Chelts could barely splutter that he wasn't actually begging!

[GordonCowansisthegreatest]

I hesitate to confess that I once had a slash next to Gary Glittter at Wembley during a Queen concert (1986) ....

nah, doesn't sound good, reading it back.

You mean Paul Gadd? One of my final pleasures before retiring was " Turning the key" on him before going home at night!

[Damo70]

I hesitate to confess that I once had a slash next to Gary Glittter at Wembley during a Queen concert (1986) ....

nah, doesn't sound good, reading it back.

You mean Paul Gadd? One of my final pleasures before retiring was " Turning the key" on him before going home at night!

The worst gig I ever went to was a Gary Glitter gig.

That sounds like the lead up to a bad taste punchline but it is a fact. It was at the NEC in December 1989.

[GordonCowansisthegreatest]

I hesitate to confess that I once had a slash next to Gary Glittter at Wembley during a Queen concert (1986) ....

nah, doesn't sound good, reading it back.

You mean Paul Gadd? One of my final pleasures before retiring was " Turning the key" on him before going home at night!

The worst gig I ever went to was a Gary Glitter gig.

That sounds like the lead up to a bad taste punchline but it is a fact. It was at the NEC in December 1989.

One of the best gigs that I went to was Nigel Kennedy in Brum town centre a couple of years ago :-)

[cheltenhamlion]

It would be remiss of me not to point out Chelts best Nigel Kennedy story.

His son was collecting 2p pieces ready for the caravan holiday, so that he could go on the arcade games at the holiday camp. So every time Chelts saw coppers in anyone's change he would ask for them.

At the bar next to Nigel Kennedy he saw the coppers in his change and thought he would cheekily ask for them. Before he had chance to explain the reason why he was asking for the 2 pence pieces, our Nige assumed he was down on his luck and said 'Oh no mate, have a £1' and then proceeded to try and give hime all the £1 coins from his change. Chelts could barely splutter that he wasn't actually begging!

Fuck. I forgot about that. I don't look THAT MUCH like a tramp! Charlie would have been delighted to have 2p's donated by the best violin player in the world. I didn't need him to sort me a cab home and make sure I was alright for some tea!