January Transfer Window Rumours/Suggestions/Hearsay/Heresy/Horseplay

[Malandro]

They sell cock-shaped lollipops in Skeggy

what flavour ?

I'll ask next time I go (it may not be in the next forty years)

[brian green]

They will have orange for visitors from Ulster, kiwifruit for New Zealanders, greengage for Irish holiday makers and deadly nightshade for Small Heathens.

[LeeB]

I just cannot fathom what he has seen in Gabby's performances since his return that in any way suggest he is going to be of more use than a cock flavoured lollipop.

<Dodgeball>

homophobic comment -reported to moderators.  It's 2017 fella such 'jokes' aren't appreciated by football fans and decent minded people .

?

Lollipopophobic if anything.

[footyskillz]

Well this is more fun

Bruce joked: “We’re hoping that Alli will agree a deal with us in the next 24 hours and Harry Kane is on our list as well.

“We’re close to getting Kane but Dele is playing hard to get. We’ll have to see what happens.”

Let's keep it light this is a football family

[brian green]

Floaty like a Westwood corner.

[Legion]

I don't understand how it can be construed as homophobic.

[Comrade Blitz]

Suppose I will get a ban for asking if they sell lollipops that resemble the 40 year old famous fit women...anyway if they do let me know.

In the early 70s a local TV weatherman in Philadelphia received a fanny-shaped cake for his birthday one year.

 

[brian green]

If H and V ever gets light I will start following badminton.

[avfcpg]

Footy - it's a quote from the film Dodgball.  The premise being a cock flavoured lollipop wouldn't be particularly tasty and therefore is not much use.

The race to righteousness nowadays really pisses me off.

I love that film...and err quite often use that phrase....
Another favorite from a well known film "why so serious?"

[footyskillz]

Footy - it's a quote from the film Dodgball.  The premise being a cock flavoured lollipop wouldn't be particularly tasty and therefore is not much use.

The race to righteousness nowadays really pisses me off.

Well ok but there isn't need to Re hash outdated comedy films from 10 years ago which mistakenly  then get taken for you being homophobic.
2017 these days fella . It's making you aware that slurs not appreciated.  Anyway I felt it appropriate to flag as don't like reading such comments.  You're entitled to feel how you like and I'm entitled to state comments indicating cock is less appealing than vagina is actually down to an individual sexual orientation.  As well as actually providing oral stimulation. 
Anyway we all move on it's 2017 just disappointed have to read such things.

[KevinGage]

I just cannot fathom what he has seen in Gabby's performances since his return that in any way suggest he is going to be of more use than a cock flavoured lollipop.

<Dodgeball>

homophobic comment -reported to moderators.  It's 2017 fella such 'jokes' aren't appreciated by football fans and decent minded people .

Post some more dribble about Jason Scotland and Dozy Altidore.  We really appreciate that.

[paul_e]

Footy - it's a quote from the film Dodgball.  The premise being a cock flavoured lollipop wouldn't be particularly tasty and therefore is not much use.

The race to righteousness nowadays really pisses me off.

Well ok but there isn't need to Re hash outdated comedy films from 10 years ago which mistakenly  then get taken for you being homophobic.
2017 these days fella . It's making you aware that slurs not appreciated.  Anyway I felt it appropriate to flag as don't like reading such comments.  You're entitled to feel how you like and I'm entitled to state comments indicating cock is less appealing than vagina is actually down to an individual sexual orientation.  As well as actually providing oral stimulation. 
Anyway we all move on it's 2017 just disappointed have to read such things.

That's really what you take from that?

It actually means that if you want to suck on something that tastes like a cock then you might as well just suck a cock.  It's misogynist if anything.

[chrisf]

Come on guys, it's 2017 and large parts of the internet have completely taken leave of their senses.

[Virgil Caine]

Just got home after a busy day at work and as habit dictates check my favourite online fanzine and find, reassuringly, that all is still completely hatstand. It is a comfort in these troubled times that one can find an oasis of lunacy in a desert of humdrum. Keep up the good work.

[brian green]

There are several teachers of English on here.  They probably don't like the way you post footy but they don't complain to the moderators about you.  A certain degree of give and take is required for intelligent debate.