Dr Tony will be locked in his padded rumpus room, showered in his own blood, vomit and scat. His team have been drilled for a three-day cool-off, whereupon they will enter the chamber with hoses, disinfectant and a kind word. They will remove his crash helmet and ease him gently back into daylight. For half an hour. Then he'll go back in for the Reading game. In a straightjacket.