Tony's Tweets

[ChicagoLion]

I wonder what the North Stand car park ball boy is doing these days.

[mr underhill]

on a slow boat to China

[MoetVillan]

I remember seeing one of his first games where he ghosted past a midfielder and ran on to a ball like the clappers and hit it really really hard.  It went into the upper Holte at a right pace, and seemed to be still accelerating when fans were getting out of the way, and I remember thinking, if he can just get those on target....we have a serious player....

Im a dick

[mr underhill]

he never did though did he. Another Lambert masterstroke.

[tomd2103]

Tonev was their Player of the Season last year.  Mr Nuclear Boots the Urals Bugle called him.

I called him 'Mr please don't hit my son or myself in the face with one of your wayward shots' when we were in the lower North Stand.

To be fair, he scored an absolute screamer earlier in the season (can't remember if it was for his club or Bulgaria).  I'm sure the number of 'absolute screamers' are still a distant second to 'finding the back of the stand' though. 

[Damo70]

The bloke in the little boat (coracle?) at the old Gay Meadow Shrewsbury back in the day retrieving the ball from the river either would have hated him or loved him for the overtime payments and bonuses.

[kippaxvilla2]

Dr. Tony Xia @Dr_TonyXia
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(📞+💌+🎁+💰)/🔥*☁️=🌈？☀️?   #UTV

[TonyD]

on a slow boat to China

Taking the bloody weather with him.

[adrenachrome]

Dr. Tony Xia @Dr_TonyXia
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(📞+💌+🎁+💰)/🔥*☁️=🌈？☀️?   #UTV

I'll second that equation.

If his derivative division were not shorting the pound during the the recent events, then I am a Chinaman.

[mr underhill]

he is a Chinaman

[clash city rocker]

Thought you had a China man in cricket not football

[Damo70]

Thought you had a China man in cricket not football

Does the old Crystal Palace defender 'Rick Shaw' count as 'a China man'?

[peter w]

What about the irish one? You know that Shan guy.

[Damo70]

A pub wit I once drank with saw a Korean player with a bandaged head at the world cup and named him 'Who Lamped You'.

[DB]

Was that from Bernard Manning circa 1973?