Tony's Tweets

[peter w]

I think they're ace.

[Chris Jameson]

{(75%-(75%+X))+50%+50%)*1/3}+(-95%-50%)+(+50%-50%)+50% #UTV

I'm really excited now. Isn't it obvious what he's saying?

I'll let you explain ;-)

I'm really hoping it's the formula to tune my DVD recorder/player back in to the TV. We had a power cut two years ago and I can't fathom out how to retune it.

HDMI lead, simples.

Got the lead it's just how to tune the damn thing in!

[Old Kodjia]

First part of this could be Jack out, Rhodes in plus cash 😳

Could be, and suggests its 75% done rather than the other 2 options for a striker which are still 50%.  Not sure I like this tweet

How about the Swansea thing & Ayew?

I personally wouldn't want to see Jack leave, if only because of his strong Villa connections.  From a footballing point of view, I also think there could be more to come from him.

[in exile]

I think they're ace.

I think they are a crock of shite because I can't work them out dammit!

[Dr Butler]

{(75%-(75%+X))+50%+50%)*1/3}+(-95%-50%)+(+50%-50%)+50% #UTV

I'm really excited now. Isn't it obvious what he's saying?

I'll let you explain ;-)

I'm really hoping it's the formula to tune my DVD recorder/player back in to the TV. We had a power cut two years ago and I can't fathom out how to retune it.

HDMI lead, simples.

Got the lead it's just how to tune the damn thing in!

youtube for all your basic needs

UTV
The Doc

[Chris Jameson]

Thanks Doc!

[damon loves JT]

It's a tough wank

[damon loves JT]

`push nice and hard'

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

{(75%-(75%+X))+50%+50%)*1/3}+(-95%-50%)+(+50%-50%)+50% #UTV

I'm really excited now. Isn't it obvious what he's saying?

I'll let you explain ;-)

So thats:

A 75% chance of a player coming in; in exchange for another player leaving + cash.

2 x 50:50 chances of a players coming in

But only ONE of the above three transfers can happen.

Then there's a 95% chance of someone leaving and a 50% chance of someone else leaving.

Plus another player coming in IF another player goes out  - 50% chance

And then a further 50% chance of a player that isn't dependent on any other transfer.

UP THE VILLA

[Tayls_7]

{(75%-(75%+X))+50%+50%)*1/3}+(-95%-50%)+(+50%-50%)+50% #UTV

I'm really excited now. Isn't it obvious what he's saying?

I'll let you explain ;-)

So thats:

A 75% chance of a player coming in; in exchange for another player leaving + cash.

2 x 50:50 chances of a players coming in

But only ONE of the above three transfers can happen.

Then there's a 95% chance of someone leaving and a 50% chance of someone else leaving.

Plus another player coming in IF another player goes out  - 50% chance

And then a further 50% chance of a player that isn't dependent on any other transfer.

UP THE VILLA

Well done!

[jwarry]

{(75%-(75%+X))+50%+50%)*1/3}+(-95%-50%)+(+50%-50%)+50% #UTV

I'm really excited now. Isn't it obvious what he's saying?

I'll let you explain ;-)

So thats:

A 75% chance of a player coming in; in exchange for another player leaving + cash.

2 x 50:50 chances of a players coming in

But only ONE of the above three transfers can happen.

Then there's a 95% chance of someone leaving and a 50% chance of someone else leaving.

Plus another player coming in IF another player goes out  - 50% chance

And then a further 50% chance of a player that isn't dependent on any other transfer.

UP THE VILLA

Well done!

That would suggest Grealish is not the first part unless Rhodes is valued at more than him, which can't be right can it?  As someone else said its more likely the Barrow/Ayew deal but even then I can't see Barrow being valued more than Ayew

[GordonCowansisthegreatest]

{(75%-(75%+X))+50%+50%)*1/3}+(-95%-50%)+(+50%-50%)+50% #UTV

I'm really excited now. Isn't it obvious what he's saying?

I'll let you explain ;-)

So thats:

A 75% chance of a player coming in; in exchange for another player leaving + cash.

2 x 50:50 chances of a players coming in

But only ONE of the above three transfers can happen.

Then there's a 95% chance of someone leaving and a 50% chance of someone else leaving.

Plus another player coming in IF another player goes out  - 50% chance

And then a further 50% chance of a player that isn't dependent on any other transfer.

UP THE VILLA

Well done!

I would think that the (+50-50) could be a swap deal?

[Lsvilla]

I reckon McCormack is one of the outs.

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

It could be a swap deal; or a separate deal where a player comes in if one goes out.

I think one of them has to be someone who plays at left back, as we have no depth there; and we now have way too many central midfielders, so we could lose a couple (possibly on loan).


And yes, the first bit doesn't look like it would include Grealish, as I'm sure he'd be worth at least as much as Rhodes, and probably more.

[eamonn]

Great work Tokyo. Are you in derivatives?