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Online Chris Smith

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Re: Tony's Tweets
« Reply #1530 on: October 03, 2016, 04:59:43 PM »
Quote from: Chico Hamilton III on October 03, 2016, 04:53:16 PM
Quote from: aj2k77 on October 03, 2016, 04:51:23 PM
Does anyone know what Kevin Bond does apart from collecting the players fines when someone's caught wearing flip flops?

He cuts up the half time oranges and takes to kit home to wash

Fair enough then, thankless job and it can knacker your washing machine if it has been a really muddy pitch.
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Online ChicagoLion

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Re: Tony's Tweets
« Reply #1531 on: October 03, 2016, 05:14:10 PM »
Quote from: Chris Smith on October 03, 2016, 04:59:43 PM
Quote from: Chico Hamilton III on October 03, 2016, 04:53:16 PM
Quote from: aj2k77 on October 03, 2016, 04:51:23 PM
Does anyone know what Kevin Bond does apart from collecting the players fines when someone's caught wearing flip flops?

He cuts up the half time oranges and takes to kit home to wash

Fair enough then, thankless job and it can knacker your washing machine if it has been a really muddy pitch.
only if they get md on them!
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Offline oswald funkletrumpet

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Re: Tony's Tweets
« Reply #1532 on: October 03, 2016, 05:32:43 PM »
Quote from: Chico Hamilton III on October 03, 2016, 04:53:16 PM
Quote from: aj2k77 on October 03, 2016, 04:51:23 PM
Does anyone know what Kevin Bond does apart from collecting the players fines when someone's caught wearing flip flops?

He cuts up the half time oranges and takes to kit home to wash

he probably fucks that up by cutting up strips then putting oranges on a boil wash
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Offline Ron Manager

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Re: Tony's Tweets
« Reply #1533 on: October 03, 2016, 06:06:35 PM »
Quote from: Chico Hamilton III on October 03, 2016, 04:53:16 PM
Quote from: aj2k77 on October 03, 2016, 04:51:23 PM
Does anyone know what Kevin Bond does apart from collecting the players fines when someone's caught wearing flip flops?

He cuts up the half time oranges and takes to kit home to wash
I used to do that!!
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Offline supertom

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Re: Tony's Tweets
« Reply #1534 on: October 03, 2016, 07:13:45 PM »
Quote from: Pat McMahon on October 02, 2016, 10:33:19 PM
Quote from: supertom on October 02, 2016, 09:42:52 PM
Quote from: OCD on October 02, 2016, 07:38:50 PM
Your wife? Congratulations supertom. It doesn't seem that long ago that you were starting threads about the exploits of your love life!
ha ha. Cheers. Maybe I should have added that into the conundrum thread.

ps...we're expecting a baby end of November!!!

Congrats Tom. Doesn't seem like 5 minutes since you were discussing your conundrum on here!
Thanks sir (and everyone else too).

Time flies...mind you with the Villa it's seemed like the same horrible day endlessly repeated for the past 5 years.
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Offline Dave

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Re: Tony's Tweets
« Reply #1535 on: October 03, 2016, 07:17:28 PM »
Quote from: supertom on October 03, 2016, 07:13:45 PM
... it's seemed like the same horrible day endlessly repeated for the past 5 years.

Not the most romantic wedding vows I've ever heard.
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Offline Phil from the upper holte

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Re: Tony's Tweets
« Reply #1536 on: October 04, 2016, 04:03:43 PM »
has anyone see the official twitter being trolled by Virgin media?
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Offline luke95

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Re: Tony's Tweets
« Reply #1537 on: October 04, 2016, 04:12:05 PM »
Quote from: Phil from the upper holte on October 04, 2016, 04:03:43 PM
has anyone see the official twitter being trolled by Virgin media?

Yes
« Last Edit: October 04, 2016, 04:15:38 PM by luke95 »
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Offline john e

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Re: Tony's Tweets
« Reply #1538 on: October 04, 2016, 04:34:55 PM »
Quote from: luke95 on October 04, 2016, 04:12:05 PM
Quote from: Phil from the upper holte on October 04, 2016, 04:03:43 PM
has anyone see the official twitter being trolled by Virgin media?

Yes

It is quite funny
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Offline Chico Hamilton III

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Re: Tony's Tweets
« Reply #1539 on: October 04, 2016, 04:41:19 PM »
Quote from: john e on October 04, 2016, 04:34:55 PM
Quote from: luke95 on October 04, 2016, 04:12:05 PM
Quote from: Phil from the upper holte on October 04, 2016, 04:03:43 PM
has anyone see the official twitter being trolled by Virgin media?

Yes

It is quite funny

The most unlikely "banter" I've seen for a while. Bizarre
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Online AV82EC

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Re: Tony's Tweets
« Reply #1540 on: October 04, 2016, 04:56:14 PM »
Pedant Alert - it was actually Virgin Trains the cheeky feckers!

#bantz
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Offline Phil from the upper holte

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Re: Tony's Tweets
« Reply #1541 on: October 04, 2016, 05:03:51 PM »
Quite a few get upset over fuck all
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Offline eamonn

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Re: Tony's Tweets
« Reply #1542 on: October 04, 2016, 05:16:28 PM »
What did the Virgins say about us?
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Offline CT

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Re: Tony's Tweets
« Reply #1543 on: October 04, 2016, 06:19:59 PM »
I thought our first reply was quite funny.

The second one a bit sad.
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Offline CJ

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Re: Tony's Tweets
« Reply #1544 on: October 04, 2016, 06:31:01 PM »
It's reported here if you want to see it. Not exactly comedy gold
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