Pre-Season Friendlies

[Tuscans]

Say De Facto some more, go on I dare you.

[sirlordbaltimore]

Why is Gollini the captain tonight? Doesn't make sense.

What difference does it make ?

[Tuscans]

Why is Gollini the captain tonight? Doesn't make sense.

What difference does it make ?

Makes the sleeve tighter.

[dave.woodhall]

This commentary is gloriously amateur.

[Ron Manager]

I wish they would bring Piggott on so we can start a punathon

[Rudy Can't Fail]

I'd love to see Rushian involved this year, he's got something about him.

I like him and Davis looks very good as well, think they could work well together as well.

I agree with others on this commentary, it's truly awful, Don't like the rugby link though (by Rudy), no rugby commentators I've ever heard have been this shit.

I wouldn't mind rugby commentators, they're normally well informed. These two six form rugger buggers however can only have got the job through some every strong connections. They're so bad I switched it off. That didn't happen even once with Woodward.

[CT Villan]

So apparently Guzan has gone to Stoke or Southampton as reserve keeper - these commentators are genius !

[PeterWithesShin]

Erm. Yeah. Errrrrrr. Oooh.

[CT Villan]

Comm1 : "That was a professional foul"
Comm2 : "Yes, a very professional foul"

[PeterWithesShin]

So Guzan has gone and we haven't signed Elphick. Top research lads.

[eamonn]

Enough about the commentators, what's the fackin' score ?

[PeterWithesShin]

Enough about the commentators, what's the fackin' score ?

Still 2-0

[Clampy]

'Josh Lyden....Joe Lyden....'

[Tuscans]

They both sound like there's something riding on this game.

"Is that Josh Lyden ... "

"Jack G-relish ..."

"de facto de facto de facto - reset reset reset"

 ... "and thanks to Brian from Dover for letting us know where Tommy Elphick came from"

[paul_e]

I'd love to see Rushian involved this year, he's got something about him.

I like him and Davis looks very good as well, think they could work well together as well.

I agree with others on this commentary, it's truly awful, Don't like the rugby link though (by Rudy), no rugby commentators I've ever heard have been this shit.

I wouldn't mind rugby commentators, they're normally well informed. These two six form rugger buggers however can only have got the job through some every strong connections. They're so bad I switched it off. That didn't happen even once with Woodward.

See I'm imagining the 'main' commentator as a bit of a hipster, I'd put money on him having a bit of a beard.  The other guy sounds like someone they got in from the crowd.