Wanker of the season

[brian green]

Because the club engaged Garde under false pretences and shat on him.   Any reasonable minded person would regard that as justification for not giving a toss about the club. I certainly do.  Not one other on that list can claim to have been a victim of the club.

[Rudy65]

My five choices are the top 5 overall. Seems we have something in common

[wittonwarrior]

I think Garde got away with murder in comparison  to the shit Black has been thrown. 

Apart from the opening game v City don't think we saw another fighting performance.  Sherwood's  teams not always the best performances at least had a go and Black has tried to salvage something even though he is more interested in not conceding than  scoring. 

Garde was just unprepared and incapable of managing the Villa.

[Fasth56]

Guzan - because his performances indicate that he doesn't give a shit
Gabby- because he's supposed to be one of us
Nzogbia for being a leech
Richards - for being a complete tosspot of the highest order, English international, I'm making a comeback
Black - who has rocked in at no.1 in only a matter of weeks and that takes some doing

[Richard E]

Come on, own up, who voted for 'Don't understand the question'?

[villan from luton]

I think Garde got away with murder in comparison  to the shit Black has been thrown. 

Apart from the opening game v City don't think we saw another fighting performance.  Sherwood's  teams not always the best performances at least had a go and Black has tried to salvage something even though he is more interested in not conceding than  scoring. 

Garde was just unprepared and incapable of managing the Villa.

Black was chuffed to get a 0-0 draw against the shittiest Newcastle team I have ever seen. The bloke has been a disgrace and his comments that the performance yesterday got the crowd going was the final straw. Fecking eejit

[Villa in Denmark]

I think Garde got away with murder in comparison  to the shit Black has been thrown. 

Apart from the opening game v City don't think we saw another fighting performance.  Sherwood's  teams not always the best performances at least had a go and Black has tried to salvage something even though he is more interested in not conceding than  scoring. 

Garde was just unprepared and incapable of managing the Villa.

Black has done nothing other than which causes him personally the least amount of hassle on any given day.

We all applauded him when he bounced Agbonlahor out of the squad.

Given everything else that's happened since, especially the squad and team selections, I'm of the opinion every decision he's made since he was dropped into the position has been about "what's going to cause me least hassle between now and 5pm May 15th."

[Clark W Griswold]

I think the managers collectively are a 'shower of shit' rather than a 'bunch of wankers'.

[godzvilla]

Jack ( Woodwank ) Woodward....just because.....Godzvilla!

[peter w]

As i'm so lovely, go on admit it you know you want to, i've edited it so that you can now remove your one vote and vote again using all five.

Just click "remove vote" and then vote again using your 5 votes.

Can you remove mine too? I wanted Okore not Lescott.

We can't edit votes, if you click on the "remove vote" option it will remove any votes you placed and you can use your 5 votes again.

Oh okay,ta.

[Villa in Denmark]

Forgot to add, for all it feels like we could have binned Black, put Agbonlahor in charge of fitness training and Richards in charge of tactics, he's barely in the top 10 for me.

Agbonlahor, Richards and N'Zogbia top level wankers because they are.
Sherwood and Wilkins for allowing the season to start with the squad sonout of condition.
Fox for f##king us over last season with his shortlist of 1.
Lescott for all of the bullshit Twitter excuses + Wycombe.
Guzan for Wycombe.

Black is on the same shelf as Grealish for me, can't quite decide if they are or aren't.

For Westwood, Cissokho, Richardson and Sanchez, it's not their fault they were offered a contract to play for us and haven't been as good as we wanted, needed or in Sanchez's case hoped for.

Similar for Hollis and Riley. They're doing the jobs they were employed to do.

[Bad English]

Math of this kind on a plane in the USA could lead to you being labelled a terrorist

,Math? Math? MATH?

[Villa in Denmark]

Math of this kind on a plane in the USA could lead to you being labelled a terrorist

,Math? Math? MATH?

Is that a burn at the stake or just a regular hanging offence?

[RichardBatchelor]

Garde was poor, but just isn't in any way a wanker.

[adrenachrome]

Math of this kind on a plane in the USA could lead to you being labelled a terrorist

,Math? Math? MATH?

Do tha fockin math awready, ya dozy frog!