Wanker of the season

[Risso]

I used my five votes for Gabby, Lescott, Richards, Bacuna and the final option was a toss up between Black and Guzan. I opted for Black. Obviously Guzan is fucking shit and the spitting incident was stupid, but other than that his attitude generally seems to be okay. However Black...I know he was given a really shitty job to do but the fact he has set out such negative line ups, even when we're already down (lets face it we were down months before he came in anyway) is unforgivable. I think it's fucking pathetic. As pathetic as anything a Villa "manager" has ever done in the history of the club. It's right on level with McLeish's final game against Norwich. We were safe. A final home game against a bog standard side. We could have enjoyed it but he played about 8 defenders and then Heskey on the wing IIRC. If a game really matters and is a must not lose kind of game I can see why you might set out not to lose and be a bit cautious, but when the result is utterly irrelevant...PLAY FOR A WIN YOU UTTER, UTTER FUCKING COCK WOMBLE.

I've decided that nothing about football, and in particular when it's my club, winds me up more than that kind of pathetic apathy. Black's lineup should have been a criminal offence. He should have been locked up for it. I won't go as far as suggesting we bring back hanging, but ask me again after the final game. 

Completely agree.  He seems to have viewed his remit as simply picking players, hoping they don't get battered too badly, and nothing else, but there was still a chance to at least get some pride back, and if nothing else start experiementing with players and formations to hit the ground running in the Championship.  If the majority of this side continues in the Championship, we stand a better than average chance of going down to League 1.  We should have been playing a system with the likes of Grealish, Traore and Gil being tasked with finding ways of getting the best out of an Ayew and Gestede partnership, but what do we get instead?  Kieran wanker Richardson starting games, and Leandro Wanker Bacuna in a defensive 3.  He's appalling, and he doesn't deserve to be employed in professional football in any capacity.

[dicedlam]

Gabriel Wanklahor - by a country mile.
Wankah Richards - Captain Fanplastic
Joleon Wankalot - Villa fan my arse
Leandro Wankuna - champions league...words fail me.
Eric Black - a 35 year grade A wanker.

[brian green]

Scott Sinclair is just the sort of name they would give an android.

[Chico Hamilton III]

Whoever it was at Villa who decided to get rid of the Lions clubs next season. Let's make it even harder for non-Brum dwelling Villa fans to see the team. Fucking shambles.

[brian green]

Eric Black can only be playing for another minor management job somewhere.  His inability to either understand or accept that the crowd are getting behind the club not the players beggars belief.  His tenure is eerily like Steve Coogan's pool attendant.  Game 1, nobody died, game 2 nobody died, game 3 Okore jacked but nobody died, game 4 nobody died, game 5 Traore jacked but nobody died, game 6 outraged all the loyal fans by being arrogant and patronising but nobody died.

Apologies, wrong thread.

[peter w]

As i'm so lovely, go on admit it you know you want to, i've edited it so that you can now remove your one vote and vote again using all five.

Just click "remove vote" and then vote again using your 5 votes.

Can you remove mine too? I wanted Okore not Lescott.

[Nunkin1965]

Eric Black can only be playing for another minor management job somewhere.  His inability to either understand or accept that the crowd are getting behind the club not the players beggars belief.  His tenure is eerily like Steve Coogan's pool attendant.  Game 1, nobody died, game 2 nobody died, game 3 Okore jacked but nobody died, game 4 nobody died, game 5 Traore jacked but nobody died, game 6 outraged all the loyal fans by being arrogant and patronising but nobody died.

Apologies, wrong thread.

Very well said.

The worst Villa msnager ever. Full stop.

Sorry wrong thread.

[Chris Jameson]

Agbonlahor, Richards, Lescott, N'Zogbia and Sherwood all get my vote.

Dread to think how much money those fuckers have 'earned' whilst dragging our club down.

[CJ]

Only 5 votes - boooooooo

[Whiney MacWhineface]

I vaguely remember a quote from Franz Beckenbauer after we'd done Germany 5-1. He was asked who was to blame, to which he replied (and I probably misquote): You could put them all in a sack and punch it, and you'd be sure of hitting a guilty player.

[edgysatsuma89]

I haven't gone for the players as much as most I think. That's not to say they aren't wankers. Of course they are. I'm more pissed off at the wankers who can see just how much they are wankers yet still choosing the wankers and doing nothing really to coach the wankiness out of them or picking less wanky people.

We should really have one of those Guiness World Record adjudicators down at Bodymoor though to count them all.

[Villa in Denmark]

I'm astonished that over 80% of those who've voted don't think Agbonlahor us one of the top 5 wankers this season.

[Bottom Right 89]

Whilst certain peoples behaviour is definitely worthy of the wanker badge find it harsh that a couple of the lads are in this poll. Cissokho may have been at fault for a few of the gaffs at the back but he's not a wanker likewise Westy ok so he's struggled but he never hides and gives it his best - you can debate whether they are not good enough players for the Premier League but not their attitude and commitment.

I wouldve settled for one option - N'Zogbia he's the biggest wanker in the clubs history.

[The Laughing Policeman]

How come we can't vote for Charlie Athersmith for playing with a brolly because it was raining? The soft woofter.

[UK Redsox]