Wanker of the season

[pauliewalnuts]

Obviously, there was no "lap of appreciation" today, partly because we - unsurprisingly - don't appreciate this bunch of wankers after their disgusting shitness this season, and partly because they certainly don't appreciate us.

Personally, I loathe so many of this squad, I just want them all to be sold, no matter how much it hurts us, I just want them gone.

Some more than others, however. So .... who is your Wanker of the Season?

I'll allow nominations for both playing staff wankers and off-pitch wankers, and to take out the obvious answer, whilst annoying saunders_heroes, I am not including Randolph "Manbaby" Lerner in the options.

In recognition of the fact that we've been blessed with a truly bumper crop of absolute wankers this season, you've all got 5 votes, so spread them around to reflect your rage.

[peter w]

I tried voting for Okore but the laptop 'jumped' and voted for lescott. Seriously. The bitter sweet irony. See, he blamed technology and my laptop ain't in the forgiving mood. Anyway, Okore for me.

[PeterWithesShin]

Gutted I couldn't use all 5 votes on Gabby!

[PeterWithesShin]

I wonder how many won't realise until after they've voted that they can vote for up to 5 players, but have to vote for them all at the same time?

[Bad English]

Can we have proportional representation on this poll?

[Pat McMahon]

I want to use one vote on Lerner

[Nelly]

Hyperglobalmegawanker - Richards
Wanker - Lescott
Wanker - N'Zogbia

[tomd2103]

I wonder how many won't realise until after they've voted that they can vote for up to 5 players, but have to vote for them all at the same time?

Five votes is nowhere near enough for that list. 

[passitsideways]

A remarkably difficult poll, really, with just the five choices.

[itbrvilla]

I wonder how many won't realise until after they've voted that they can vote for up to 5 players, but have to vote for them all at the same time?

Just done that! Lescott. Grade A ****** Villa fan my arse.  I've seen noses like Hendrie give everything for this shirt, bit to claim to be a villan and take the piss, unacceptable

[Bad English]

Shit! My beer goggles made me miss the bit about 5 votes. Bollocks! Only voted for one.

[PeterWithesShin]

As i'm so lovely, go on admit it you know you want to, i've edited it so that you can now remove your one vote and vote again using all five.

Just click "remove vote" and then vote again using your 5 votes.

[junxs]

I voted just once, didn't realise had 5 votes. PeterWithesShin was right

[saunders_heroes]

Randy Lerner is the wanker of the decade.
Of the players I have a particular dislike of Westwood though. He sums up the downgrading of this club.

[adrenachrome]

I am not wasting a vote on any of these wankers.

In the words of our manager in waiting, they can "Fuck off and die".