Aston Villa v Newcastle United Match Thread

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

Anyone know the Sunderland score?

[Villa in Denmark]

I'm convinced Black is on a mission to ensure there is zero fun to be had in the last dying embers of the season

He's conflicted. He can't decide if he's a Puritan or self flagellist. Unfortunately he's decided to listen to the puritanical side and remove all fun, whilst nodding in the direction of the flagellists by making us wanting to whip our own eyes out.

[Steve R]

What the fuck should we care about scumming a 0-0 at home to Newcastle? FFS Black

[pauliewalnuts]

Think we could be on course for one of the shortest match threads ever today.

[Jimbo]

Yes! Game stopped. Great stuff, Villa fans! Fucking great.

[phantom limb]

Like a return to the dark days there

[Chris Jameson]

Winning goal coming in the 93rd minute for Newcastle. Townsend with a massive deflection off several inflatable objects.

[SoccerHQ]

Corner to Newcastle. They're now 11/4 to win...

[paul_e]

Think we could be on course for one of the shortest match threads ever today.

The thread is about as exciting as the game.

[Jimbo]

I'm going for 91 mins, Mitrovic.

[SamTheMouse]

Still no subs. Utter shite to watch.

How the hell did Black get to be a coach, let alone a caretaker manager?

[peter w]

Still no subs. Utter shite to watch.

How the hell did Black get to be a coach, let alone a caretaker manager?

Its because he's not a manager as to why he's not making subs. he's scared to lose it.

[jwarry]

Nice little chorus of he's fat as fuck there

[ozzjim]

He is so gutless

[SamTheMouse]

He makes McLeish look like Rinus Michels.