Aston Villa v Newcastle United Match Thread

[mr underhill]

the shite leading the shite

[ozzjim]

What a complete dick our caretaker is.  Grealish and Adama should have started today.  Just give the fans something!!

[Bad English]

Watching the game is making my eyes bleed.

If I believed in God, I could pretend watching it would atone for my sins.

[Steve R]

Bacuna as one of three centre backs 

It worked so well against Deeney last week.

Newcastle are shite.

Shite but still in control of the game.

Yeah but it's a bit like being in control of  milk float. We are not equipped to play the other side of the half way line, Newcastle get nosebleeds as soon as they reach our penalty area.

This game is the wank stain on a bug ridden bedsheet from Mother Murphy's Flophouse.

[clash city rocker]

Because us fans have given the club grief they have decided to torture us with their football. Just suck up the torture.

[Jimbo]

What a monsoon of dreary old shit.

[Edvard Remberg]

Sinclair is extremely crap.

Lescott also left two players unmarked to his right running into the position of CC - he has to be bad on purpose

[VillaAlways]

5 odd minutes until we concede

[Bad English]

I am putting my house on a 44th minute goal. For the barcodes. OK that last sentence is redundant.

[VillaAlways]

Sunderland equalise with the bloke we were going to buy

[Villa in Denmark]

Sunderland level. Absolute screamer from Kahzri.

[DrGonzo]

Just spent the last 5 minutes daydreaming about how different life could have been if we had just managed to sign Benni Mcarthy...

[Risso]

Watching the game is making my eyes bleed.

If I believed in God, I could pretend watching it would atone for my sins.

You've got it all wrong.  There is a God, and we've all been sentenced to an eternity in Hell watching this shit.

[peter w]

Equaliser for Sunderland.

[Jimbo]

His name's Vurnon Anita,
he's hardly a world beater,
his bum's a 20-seater,
his arse is fucking huge.