Aston Villa v Newcastle United Match Thread

[Dave Javu]

Bored.

[VillaAlways]

Bacuna as one of three centre backs 

It worked so well against Deeney last week.

Newcastle are shite.

Shite but still in control of the game.

[eamonn]

Anything happened? Match details seem sparse from all sources.

[Bad English]

Shite

Shite
Whatever
******
Good lad
******

Whatever
Shite
Shite (points well though)

Good lad
Shite

Subs: Shite, ******, Get him on!, Shite, Rabbit in headlights, Good lad, Could be a good lad


We're fucked

[Jimbo]

Absolutely zero intent from Villa today. What a fucking disgrace.

[Risso]

30 odd passes that achieved precisely nothing.

[Bad English]

I would like to see Lescott score and everybody just boo.

[pauliewalnuts]

Absolutely zero intent from Villa today. What a fucking disgrace.

The line up black picked is awful

It looks specifically designed to ensure we get zero pleasure from the match.

[VillaAlways]

Made me laugh from the BBC

Tackled by a balloon
Aston Villa 0-0 Newcastle
Posted at 16 mins
Newcastle's attempts to attack down the left are stymied by the stray balloons that have made their way on to the pitch from the home sections of the ground. One almost tackles full-back Paul Dummett as he tries to deliver a cross that goes long.

[pauliewalnuts]

I'm watching the Sunderland match. They look awful.

[Bad English]

To be honest, I only got a stream so I could admire the pitch.

[Jimbo]

YOU'RE DOWN. DEAD AND BURIED. BLEEDIN' DEMISED. NOTHING AT ALL TO LOSE. HAVE A FUCKING GO YOU WANKERS.

[Dave Javu]

Watching the game is making my eyes bleed.

[peter w]

Made me laugh from the BBC

Tackled by a balloon
Aston Villa 0-0 Newcastle
Posted at 16 mins
Newcastle's attempts to attack down the left are stymied by the stray balloons that have made their way on to the pitch from the home sections of the ground. One almost tackles full-back Paul Dummett as he tries to deliver a cross that goes long.

I had to re-read that I thought it said tackled by a baboon.

[markeeeebeeee2005]

Made me laugh from the BBC

Tackled by a balloon
Aston Villa 0-0 Newcastle
Posted at 16 mins
Newcastle's attempts to attack down the left are stymied by the stray balloons that have made their way on to the pitch from the home sections of the ground. One almost tackles full-back Paul Dummett as he tries to deliver a cross that goes long.

That's very good. Sign him up, the balloon that is.