If this is Geordie wit, it explains Sarah Millican.
Her whole act is to say something unfunny about her weight and then turn to the camera and pull a face. Genius.
Should've gone with:"Never the mind the The VillaHere's the Newcastle".They could've had a whip round and got all the fans to chip in.
I think we respond with the obvious choice of banner....."Auf Wiedersehn Pet" 😉
They seem to think that telling us we're crap and we're going down is going to really upset us, as if it was something we hadn't realised until they pointed it out. Bless.